What's messing with your groove?

#11021 amphibian

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 05:57 AM

Mentalist, on 21 March 2012 - 05:29 AM, said:

It is 12:29 AM

WHY THE FUCK are there birds chirping outside?

They want to get laid, buddy.

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#11022 Puck

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 08:44 AM

Captain Beardface, on 21 March 2012 - 12:02 AM, said:

Groove messed with: maintaining weight loss is so much freaking harder than losing the weight in the first place... Over the last month I've put ten pounds back on... Not freaking happy about it...

Messing with my groove: the opposite of the above.. Maintaining the weight I've lost already? Easy! Losing more? Go pleasure yourself, say the kilos *sigh*

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#11023 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 10:09 AM

Left my phone at home. Annoying. Getting onto the forum while at work is less discreet now...I ought to go...

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#11024 QuickTidal

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 01:45 PM

The Sales Guy I loathe...is being a total dickwad today already and he's not even arrived at work yet.

Fuck he's such a lazy asshat. He basically tries to do NOTHING when it comes to his jobs. He pushes all aspects onto others and then shits on them if they aren't doing it to his standards. Fuck you, you lazy, shithead, slimey punk.

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#11025 Loki

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 07:00 PM

Insomnia - it's past the annoyance stage and has firmly cemented itself in the 'homicidal frustration' stage.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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#11026 Abyss

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 07:20 PM

Loki, on 21 March 2012 - 07:00 PM, said:

Insomnia - it's past the annoyance stage and has firmly cemented itself in the 'homicidal frustration' stage.

Go look at Hungarian tractor pr0n or something.

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#11027 Mentalist

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 07:42 PM

The job I was just about to finish applying to is "inactive-no longer accepting submissions".

fuck, then why the hell send an e-mail letting me know the deadline online is MARCH 23RD??????

amphibian, on 21 March 2012 - 05:57 AM, said:

Mentalist, on 21 March 2012 - 05:29 AM, said:

It is 12:29 AM

WHY THE FUCK are there birds chirping outside?

They want to get laid, buddy.

I need a shotgun. and a weapons permit.

This post has been edited by Mentalist: 21 March 2012 - 07:43 PM

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#11028 Abyss

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 09:42 PM

Mentalist, on 21 March 2012 - 07:42 PM, said:

The job I was just about to finish applying to is "inactive-no longer accepting submissions".

fuck, then why the hell send an e-mail letting me know the deadline online is MARCH 23RD??????

amphibian, on 21 March 2012 - 05:57 AM, said:

Mentalist, on 21 March 2012 - 05:29 AM, said:

It is 12:29 AM

WHY THE FUCK are there birds chirping outside?

They want to get laid, buddy.

I need a shotgun. and a weapons permit.

dude, chill. go look at Hungarian tractor pr0n or something.

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#11029 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 10:18 PM

QuickTidal, on 20 March 2012 - 05:37 PM, said:

I am super stressed out.

Should you be stressed out about this? I for one am glad the dog and cat aren't getting along. Cats and dogs living together is a sign of the end times isn't it?

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#11030 Gothos

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 10:42 PM

HappyG has had his fortnight of control; as of today, time has come for NastyG to come out and play for a while.

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#11031 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 11:15 PM

This. I mean....what the fuck.

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

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#11032 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 11:42 PM

Ain, on 21 March 2012 - 11:15 PM, said:

This. I mean....what the fuck.

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

I fucking love the 2nd top comment.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#11033 JLV

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 12:52 AM

I had this weird thing earlier today where I was sitting at my computer desk, looking down at my phone which was set on the pullout part for my keyboard, and I got this strange and sudden feeling that I was falling forward, I grabbed my desk and it looked/felt like my desk was sitting on the ground looking up at me and I was falling on top of it.

After about a minute it stopped, and I stood up, but I walked with drunk-legs for about an hour, and everything was dizzy.

Just happened again, much smaller.

#11034 worry

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 12:59 AM

That means you got butt cancer.

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#11035 JLV

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 01:00 AM

Too tsunami.

#11036 Loki

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 03:34 AM

Insomnia is not good for my health....or my bank balance.

Seems that after the 42 hour mark I start to do impulse shopping - I've now ordered several t-shirts, some books and a young Mongolian child. At this rate I'll be putting in a bid for a solar-powered submersible soon o_O

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#11037 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 03:40 AM

Just... don't start any clubs.

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#11038 Loki

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 06:46 AM

H.D., on 22 March 2012 - 03:40 AM, said:

Just... don't start any clubs.

"Gandhi. I'd fight Gandhi."

Worse.....I made a Twitter account

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#11039 King Lear

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 07:24 AM

Loki, on 22 March 2012 - 06:46 AM, said:

H.D., on 22 March 2012 - 03:40 AM, said:

Just... don't start any clubs.

"Gandhi. I'd fight Gandhi."

Worse.....I made a Twitter account

I just did too Posted Image

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#11040 Gust Hubb

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Posted 22 March 2012 - 02:08 PM

Wife and kid are home, yea!!!!!!!!......

Wait, she is going to babysit the day after she's home? Ugh, well that's ok, it's just a morning commitment probably. I'll see her around 2, and maybe go to the zoo with them.

Ugh, that test could have gone better, but I'm free the rest of the day and like hell I'm going to study all day long!!!!!!!

Um, 9-5 pm babysitting....that's a bummer but I can manag......6-9 babysitting too.

What groove?

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