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What's messing with your groove?

#10721 User is offline   Wanderer 

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 10:09 PM

Week off Uni.....skint....nothing planned.

Should probably be productive or something but I know I'll just spend my time catching up on tv and playing Skyrim.
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#10722 User is offline   Kanese S's 

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 12:22 AM

View PostAdjutant Stormy, on 26 February 2012 - 04:11 AM, said:

These fucking street-musician-panhandlers got on the train, and then ALL STARTED PLAYING THEIR "INSTRUMENTS" ALL AT ONCE, JUST AS THE TRAIN STARTS GOING THROUGH THE TRANSBAY TUBE- WHERE THERE ARE NO STOPS AND NO ESCAPE.

AND THEN THEY HAVE THE BALLS TO ASK FOR MONEY.


Ha ha ha, oh wow, that sucks. I take it that they were... rather less skilled at their instruments than they thought they were?
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 01:22 AM

just trying to chill out and watch a bit of tv (on British tv channels) and they keep showing that f*cking GoCompare ad. I'd happily strangle that fat fool at this point. People singing within an ad is usually poor enough but this one is truly infuriating.

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#10724 User is offline   Captain Beardface 

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 01:30 AM

shopping for a new vehicle should be a fun, exciting time, not the most nerve racking annoyance ever...
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#10725 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 04:07 AM

Was going through my inbox and pressing on the next email button and looking at all the newsletters and EA game stuff when an email come up and with the opening sentence - 'Deep in your uterus.....' Okay it wasn't a whole sentence but it was enough for me to delete it quickly.

But because I didn't finish reading it I'm now worried my uterus is under surveillance..... :smoke:

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#10726 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 04:40 AM

It is.

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#10727 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 04:46 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My first study group is on Thursday.......next week.......the....the....the 8th!!!! Why.......why.......why? The Universe hates me!!! What did I ever do to it? Save it, that's what! I saved the bloody thing twice now from a Reaper invasion and now, on the day when we will see whether we can save Earth and the Galaxy for once and for all it gives me a bloody study group!!!!!!!


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING!!!!! :smoke:

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 05:33 AM

The Oscar's have become a sad, ridiculous caricature of itself.

Ugh, they even took the death reel and reduced it to a "credit sequence" with the names going so fast you could hardly see them.

That's it. I'm officially done with the Oscars. Not watching next year. Waste of time.
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 08:52 AM

lack of communication.

imma lope off some hedz.
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#10730 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 08:57 AM

First day of uni orientation week today. Was kinda overrated, seeing as I didn't really get a chance to meet/get to know the people in my course-none of us did, really, except other people have the benefit of having plenty of old school friends to hang out with. ;) So no-one was terribly interested in being outgoing. Also, my mate who I did hang out with most of the day had to leave early and won't be back in for the rest of the week. Also, it was sticky, drippy and humid as a Singaporean back alley.

Still, a lot of my friends and my brother say theirs was much the same, so I guess that's alright.
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#10731 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:00 AM

Eh, my O-week was dull. Just hung out with same old friends a couple of days and wandered campus.

What irks me now is first week back. The uni is overcrowded (as in, people are actually turning up, which will drop by half in the next two weeks), there are people trying to force pamphlets on me at every corner, and I actually get asked by people for help in finding classes. Do I LOOK like I have one of those "Ask Me" t-shirts on? It's either that, or I look old. Because there really isn't any other reason to ask ME for help. Though one girl did have the excuse that she needed a laptop to find out what room her class was in. But the others...*shakes fist at sky*. You people are just lucky I'm such a nice person. ;)



Oh yeah. And I'm sleep deprived, and have apparently run out of spare time. Ugh. (InB4 "first world problems" :))
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#10732 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:44 AM

View PostSilencer, on 28 February 2012 - 01:00 AM, said:

one girl did have the excuse that she needed a laptop to find out what room her class was in.



I hope you took the oppertunity to chat her up. ;)

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#10733 User is offline   Shiara 

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 03:36 AM

What pisses me off is students who shove their way onto an already overcrowded bus and tag on so the driver can’t tell them to get off, while sensible people, considerate people stand aside to wait for the next bus.

Oh, and people who cluster around the doors of the train when there is clearly space to move up the carriage, meaning no-one can get on – despite the fact that they KNOW there are transport issues. And they just stare at you as you go from door to door, not moving, presenting a “should I give a f*ck?” wall of fat, lazy indifference to anyone with the gall to try to get on the damned train and JUST GET TO WORK FOR CHRISSAKES!!

So, an hour and twenty minutes late for work - good start to the day!

And now I've torn a hole in my jeans at the knee. Not by doing anything awesome and athletic, or even by spectacularly stacking it - nope, this happened when I squatted down to retrieve some stationery from a low shelf. To be fair, this particular pair of jeans has served me well for nearly two and a half years, so it's probably time for them to go. Nonetheless, I am now inadvertently rocking an 80's look that I particularly despise.

The angry post-it face I have stuck on the back of my chair to warn people off is a good representation of my face right now.
*casting the shaved knuckle*
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#10734 User is offline   Loki 

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 04:47 AM

Does anyone know how to clean burn marks off a glass oven door? I had an....incident.....and I want to erase all evidence of it before Matt gets home. I can't use the normal oven cleaning products because of my asthma.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~
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#10735 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 05:02 AM

You can try a paste made of baking soda and vinegar. Leave it on for awhile and scrub it off.
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 08:12 AM

Had a bit of surgery on my freaking eyelid today. They had to remove a lump about the size of a pea, and went in through the inside of my mylid. This meant they first had to peel back my eyelid with forceps. It wasn't pleasant. Now my eye is swollen shut.
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#10737 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:19 AM

View PostShiara, on 28 February 2012 - 03:36 AM, said:

Oh, and people who cluster around the doors of the train when there is clearly space to move up the carriage, meaning no-one can get on – despite the fact that they KNOW there are transport issues. And they just stare at you as you go from door to door, not moving, presenting a "should I give a f*ck?" wall of fat, lazy indifference to anyone with the gall to try to get on the damned train and JUST GET TO WORK FOR CHRISSAKES!!


Tip from a London commuter: Yell "Can you all move down please" and then take a run up ;) Most mornings I get on the tube at King's Cross, there's a swift decision that has to be taken as to which of my fellow commuters I feel more comfortable rubbing my backside against and who gets the front!
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#10738 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 10:29 AM

Other people's superior social connections are getting me down. My circle of friends is more like the shattered remnants of the first Halo ring. Everyone goes off into cliques and does their own thing. Can't remember the last time I hung out with a group of people. And I don't see it changing anytime soon. It's getting kind of lonely, truth be told.

Also, I have indigestion. Lol. ;)
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 28 February 2012 - 10:54 AM

A good friend in work has been let go. Not a happy bunny today.
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:02 PM

View PostShiara, on 28 February 2012 - 03:36 AM, said:

What pisses me off is students who shove their way onto an already overcrowded bus and tag on so the driver can't tell them to get off, while sensible people, considerate people stand aside to wait for the next bus.

Oh, and people who cluster around the doors of the train when there is clearly space to move up the carriage, meaning no-one can get on – despite the fact that they KNOW there are transport issues. And they just stare at you as you go from door to door, not moving, presenting a "should I give a f*ck?" wall of fat, lazy indifference to anyone with the gall to try to get on the damned train and JUST GET TO WORK FOR CHRISSAKES!!

So, an hour and twenty minutes late for work - good start to the day!

And now I've torn a hole in my jeans at the knee. Not by doing anything awesome and athletic, or even by spectacularly stacking it - nope, this happened when I squatted down to retrieve some stationery from a low shelf. To be fair, this particular pair of jeans has served me well for nearly two and a half years, so it's probably time for them to go. Nonetheless, I am now inadvertently rocking an 80's look that I particularly despise.

The angry post-it face I have stuck on the back of my chair to warn people off is a good representation of my face right now.



Does the angy face post-it technique work? I could use that one around here, except I would need either 5000 post-its or just paint the Devil's face on my door.
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