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#14021 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 04:49 AM

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View PostGust Hubb, on 25 August 2016 - 11:23 PM, said:

At my clever girls work before going out to dinner


I might be the only one, but every time you call her clever girl i read it in the dudes voice from Jurassic Park.


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#14022 User is offline   Messremb 

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 07:59 AM

View PostAbyss, on 26 August 2016 - 04:49 AM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 26 August 2016 - 02:02 AM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 25 August 2016 - 11:23 PM, said:

At my clever girls work before going out to dinner


I might be the only one, but every time you call her clever girl i read it in the dudes voice from Jurassic Park.


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You are not the only one.


Not by a mile. I saw the thread overnight at work and was about to hunt for a suitable image. Alas, beaten to it.

Well done, good luck, fingers crossed, all that shizzle Gust :)

(making the big assumption here that she's not escaped from a 10,000V holding pen and is going to eat your entrails for shits & giggles)
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#14023 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 12:16 PM

Hell, if she wants my entrails, they are hers. She totally jazzed about seeing an autopsy next month after all.
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 01:11 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 26 August 2016 - 12:16 PM, said:

Hell, if she wants my entrails, they are hers. She totally jazzed about seeing an autopsy next month after all.



That's the right spirit. I guess. :)
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#14025 User is offline   Andorion 

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 02:05 PM

View Post- Coltaine -, on 26 August 2016 - 01:11 PM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 26 August 2016 - 12:16 PM, said:

Hell, if she wants my entrails, they are hers. She totally jazzed about seeing an autopsy next month after all.



That's the right spirit. I guess. :)


Something about this started me thinking about Mayan sacrificesPosted Image
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#14026 User is offline   Lady Bliss 

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 02:08 PM

View PostBriar King, on 26 August 2016 - 05:34 AM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 26 August 2016 - 04:49 AM, said:

View PostSlow Ben, on 26 August 2016 - 02:02 AM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 25 August 2016 - 11:23 PM, said:

At my clever girls work before going out to dinner


I might be the only one, but every time you call her clever girl i read it in the dudes voice from Jurassic Park.


Posted Image


You are not the only one.


Def not the only one but I had a slight twist on it. When I read it I hear the kid from Dumb and Dumber saying "Pretty bird" but clever girl before the raptor lights him up.



I've been picturing something more Silence of the Lambs


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#14027 User is offline   HiddenOne 

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 02:17 PM

Me, too.

Hello Clarice...
HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.
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#14028 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 03:04 PM

I just unfriended my ex, muhahhahahahahaha.
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#14029 User is offline   Lady Bliss 

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 03:11 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 26 August 2016 - 03:04 PM, said:

I just unfriended my ex, muhahhahahahahaha.


You wicked man you... did you twist the knife and remove all your likes from her facebook posts first?
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#14030 User is offline   Gust Hubb 

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 04:53 PM

View PostLady Bliss, on 26 August 2016 - 03:11 PM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 26 August 2016 - 03:04 PM, said:

I just unfriended my ex, muhahhahahahahaha.


You wicked man you... did you twist the knife and remove all your likes from her facebook posts first?

Haha, no, but I did post a butt load of pictures promptly afterward
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#14031 User is offline   Lady Bliss 

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 06:01 PM

View PostGust Hubb, on 26 August 2016 - 04:53 PM, said:

View PostLady Bliss, on 26 August 2016 - 03:11 PM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 26 August 2016 - 03:04 PM, said:

I just unfriended my ex, muhahhahahahahaha.


You wicked man you... did you twist the knife and remove all your likes from her facebook posts first?

Haha, no, but I did post a butt load of pictures promptly afterward


You should have posted the pictures first. You totally missed out on a revenge post.
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#14032 User is offline   Mentalist 

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 06:35 PM

View PostBriar King, on 26 August 2016 - 06:29 PM, said:

View PostLady Bliss, on 26 August 2016 - 06:01 PM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 26 August 2016 - 04:53 PM, said:

View PostLady Bliss, on 26 August 2016 - 03:11 PM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 26 August 2016 - 03:04 PM, said:

I just unfriended my ex, muhahhahahahahaha.


You wicked man you... did you twist the knife and remove all your likes from her facebook posts first?

Haha, no, but I did post a butt load of pictures promptly afterward


You should have posted the pictures first. You totally missed out on a revenge post.


Yeah. Come on man didn't you go to high school at all?

How old do you think FB is? It came out when I was in 1st year Uni, and I think it was 3rd year when they let high school kids and anyone else join- originally it was a classy place, b/c you had to belong to a "network" to join- we were all registered with our Uni emails.

Since Gusty just wrapped up med school, he's probably roughly in my age cohort- so no overtly high-techy childhood for us
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 06:55 PM

Yeah, I joined FB late.

No revenge. I do not need more drama, I just want her to go away, not deserving to be a part of my life. And I am tired of all her posts.
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#14034 User is offline   Coltaine - 

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Posted 26 August 2016 - 07:29 PM

View PostAndorion, on 26 August 2016 - 02:05 PM, said:

View Post- Coltaine -, on 26 August 2016 - 01:11 PM, said:

View PostGust Hubb, on 26 August 2016 - 12:16 PM, said:

Hell, if she wants my entrails, they are hers. She totally jazzed about seeing an autopsy next month after all.



That's the right spirit. I guess. :)


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A hobby for rainy afternoons. :)
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Posted 26 August 2016 - 08:22 PM

Had a lovely day de-stressing at falconry. Was just about to head out on my way home when owner goes "Oh Hannah, we're getting a new baby Harris Hawk in the next few weeks. It's yours."

WOOOO! :)

(For background, each staff member has "their" bird - they obviously belong to and live at the centre, but we get to help with the care and training of that bird specifically. Could not be more excited!)
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Posted 27 August 2016 - 07:10 AM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 26 August 2016 - 08:22 PM, said:

Had a lovely day de-stressing at falconry. Was just about to head out on my way home when owner goes "Oh Hannah, we're getting a new baby Harris Hawk in the next few weeks. It's yours."

WOOOO! :)

(For background, each staff member has "their" bird - they obviously belong to and live at the centre, but we get to help with the care and training of that bird specifically. Could not be more excited!)


Aaww you get to bring up a baby hawk! Somehow I never associated falconry with fluffy stuff. Have you ever worked with a peregrine?
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Posted 27 August 2016 - 06:41 PM

View PostAndorion, on 27 August 2016 - 07:10 AM, said:

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 26 August 2016 - 08:22 PM, said:

Had a lovely day de-stressing at falconry. Was just about to head out on my way home when owner goes "Oh Hannah, we're getting a new baby Harris Hawk in the next few weeks. It's yours."

WOOOO! :)

(For background, each staff member has "their" bird - they obviously belong to and live at the centre, but we get to help with the care and training of that bird specifically. Could not be more excited!)


Aaww you get to bring up a baby hawk! Somehow I never associated falconry with fluffy stuff. Have you ever worked with a peregrine?


We currently have a baby peregrine (technically, the peregrine is only the female and he's a male, so he's the tiercel) who is doing super well - only about fifteen weeks old. They're very difficult to raise though.

Hawks however are pretty laid back. I won't do the full hand rearing process as I'm only there once a week, but when there, I get to handle and train it :)
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Posted 28 August 2016 - 06:30 AM

Spending the last weekend of August being properly drunk both Fri and Sat night. Life is good.
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View PostJump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 28 August 2016 - 02:43 PM

Trying to figure out how to navigate without a phone for 1 day, using my computer as a surrogate, which is actually great practice and developing know how. I am also a little loopy from the Percocet... see grove thread with reference to Caladan Brood if you must know...
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Posted 28 August 2016 - 04:26 PM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 27 August 2016 - 06:41 PM, said:

View PostAndorion, on 27 August 2016 - 07:10 AM, said:

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 26 August 2016 - 08:22 PM, said:

Had a lovely day de-stressing at falconry. Was just about to head out on my way home when owner goes "Oh Hannah, we're getting a new baby Harris Hawk in the next few weeks. It's yours."

WOOOO! :)

(For background, each staff member has "their" bird - they obviously belong to and live at the centre, but we get to help with the care and training of that bird specifically. Could not be more excited!)


Aaww you get to bring up a baby hawk! Somehow I never associated falconry with fluffy stuff. Have you ever worked with a peregrine?


We currently have a baby peregrine (technically, the peregrine is only the female and he's a male, so he's the tiercel) who is doing super well - only about fifteen weeks old. They're very difficult to raise though.

Hawks however are pretty laid back. I won't do the full hand rearing process as I'm only there once a week, but when there, I get to handle and train it :)




At what stage do you train it to pluck out your enemies' eyes?
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