Whats making you happy right now

#7652 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 01:06 AM

Re-discovering the disturbed delectation that is Karma Chameleon.

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#7653 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 12:38 AM

Scored one of the 3 big tables at the establishment for pubquiz. Now for the perfect team name.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

EDIT: We has editted so mucj that5 we're not quite sure... also, leave britney alone.</div>

#7654 Loki

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 04:59 AM

Our very own Feathersmith made me the the perfect gift for a friend of mine. It just arrived in the mail and it is AWESOME! ^_^

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 05:05 AM

I have my last exam tomorrow morning. it's on copyright law.

I decide to procrastinate and check out the news, and I stumble onto THIS!!!It's like the Universe is helping me study, by providing real-life application to the stuff i'm trying to memorize.

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#7656 Loki

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 05:24 AM

Also making me happy is the fact that I had a yummy roast dinner at Shiara & Lucy's place last night ^_^

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#7657 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 08:20 AM

Well, my hand looks like a withered husk and it took bloody forever, but I finally climbed the grim heights of Mt. Law Lecture Notes. NOW I can get started on my creative writing assignment, infinitely more fun ^_^

Suck it Errant!

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#7658 Jade-Green Pig-Hog Swine-Beast

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 08:37 AM

Ain, on 19 April 2012 - 08:20 AM, said:

Well, my hand looks like a withered husk

Melee it with your omniblade!

The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this: thou art a villain.

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 11:44 AM

However it's not entirely making me happy right now, but it doens't mess with my groove either, but..... Gosh...!! I just found a BURLESQUE ZOMBIE from New Zealand in my mailbox!!!
Not something you get every day and it was totally unexpected.

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 01:42 PM

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I love Alex von Tunzelmann's movie reviews.

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 06:08 PM

I have survived second year of law school. The one where they "work you to death"

OMFG, FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#7662 Slow Ben

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Posted 19 April 2012 - 06:57 PM

Been bustin my ass in the gym since January and I'm down from 268 to 239 as of his morning. Posted Image

4 more pounds and I can eat like a normal person again.

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#7663 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 07:29 AM

Just got offered a chance to do a screen test with some guys that work in the media industry (cameramen, directors, etc). What they want me to do is perform a monologue which I can perform strongly. This is great news, but now I've gotta find one. Can anyone recommend a good monologue for a teenager? I prefer semi-serious stuff, not classical. Preferably modern. ^_^

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#7664 Obdigore

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 07:35 AM

Anything from Dawsons Creek.

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#7665 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 07:39 AM

Truly, a cultural marvel!

Suck it Errant!

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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.

#7666 worry

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 08:12 AM

It might be done to death (in America at least), but maybe Johnny's monologue in the hospital in The Outsiders -- the "Stay gold, Ponyboy" one: http://www.whysanity.../outsiders.html

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#7667 Mentalist

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 08:23 AM

Ain, on 20 April 2012 - 07:29 AM, said:

try the intro to Trainspotting......

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 09:25 AM

Ain, on 20 April 2012 - 07:29 AM, said:

Uff, questions like this send me browsing the web. Beh.

Opening monologue from Kick-Ass?

Or you could read a diary entry from Taxi driver - De Niro was really young then, and it being a diary means a monologue so you can add your own flavor. Whether or not it is smart to monologue a) a Scorcese Movie, ^_^

Taxi Driver, c) De Niro, is up to you

.

Risky Business' opening monologue is told by a very young Tom Cruise who's off to college, but it is... slightly more sexual than you may be comfortable with in front of people you don't know.

If you have guts, go Get Shorty on them, since they're tv people

Or:

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking - I suggest you try it.

Ah, the goodness that is Mike Myers...

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 10:20 AM

http://ismichaelfass...ark.tumblr.com/

*casting the shaved knuckle*

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 11:45 AM

Matthew McConaghey's line from Dazed & Confused about the high school girls: " I keep getting older & they stay the same" or something like that. Very classy

Or you could try something from the Basketball Diaries, there's a young guy with the world on tap

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 02:09 PM

I was gonna suggest Trainspotting as well. If not then maybe either one of Matt Damon's monologues in Good Will Hunting or something from Emile Hirsch in Into The Wild, but that may be too serious.

There's some very good ones by Jake Gyllenhal in Donnie Darko as well. My personal favourite is his Smurfette rant but that might be not be all that appropriate...

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Smurfette doesn't fuck...First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

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