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Whats making you happy right now

#321 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 09:24 PM

View Postch'arlz, on Feb 5 2009, 12:42 PM, said:

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on Feb 5 2009, 03:24 PM, said:

I know that his alternator belt was fine.

What about his alignment tho? That's the key thing to watch for in kids and pets.



His alignment did need adjusting. He was pulling to the left whenn he walked.
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#322 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 05 February 2009 - 09:39 PM

my penis looks bigger today :p
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#323 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 06 February 2009 - 06:32 AM

You must be very proud...

TGIF, ROFLMAO. TTYL, CYA.
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#324 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 08:39 PM

I got drunk and made snow angels.

IN ENGLAND HOLY FUCK AL GORE YOU WERE TOO LATE THE END TIMES HAVE COME
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#325 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 07 February 2009 - 08:41 PM

Snow amateur! The real fun is getting drunk and spelling stuff in the snow with your pee. Btw, I hate the snow.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#326 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 05:32 PM

Woo, lost enough weight that my arse no longer looks like the biological waste from a liposuction clinic in my skinny jeans! This calls for a celebratory donut.

And I'd like to give Ryan Giggs a kiss.

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 08 February 2009 - 05:33 PM

Burn rubber =/= warp speed
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#327 User is offline   Cougar 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 08:36 PM

I'd also kiss Ryan Giggs.
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#328 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:17 PM

The trains and buses conked out so I got to come home! AIJ rides again!
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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#329 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:33 PM

Me and a friend got to name our mutual delicious lady friend's delicious boobs, one each. The right is Fractalicious and the left is the Archbishop. I'll let you guess which moniker was my fault.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#330 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:37 PM

At a guess you chose Fractalicious.
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#331 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:47 PM

WRONG
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#332 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:50 PM

There's no way you chose something normal...I refuse to accept that :)
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#333 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 08 February 2009 - 11:58 PM

View PostFrookenhauer, on Feb 8 2009, 11:50 PM, said:

There's no way you chose something normal...I refuse to accept that :)

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calling a breast the Archbishop

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normal

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making a small paper Archbishop hat to go on top

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normal

wut
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#334 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 12:06 AM

I stand corrected. So did you guys get to double team her afterwards? *looks around furtively* Er...on Halo :)
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Posted 09 February 2009 - 12:07 AM

Meh, you should have named her boob Ryan Giggs and had Mezla kiss it....
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#336 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:04 AM

This lady friend of yours sounds quite the social deviant...can I have her name?
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QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:06 AM

Archbishop FTW!
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#338 User is offline   Ain't_It_Just_ 

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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:11 AM

I'm happy because I brought back the HAWT GIRLS thread from the second page.
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It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 09 February 2009 - 06:11 AM

I'm happy because my family came to visit me at college, and brought lots of food and pie.
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Posted 12 February 2009 - 02:15 AM

2 USA - Mexico 0

USA! USA! USA!
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