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#12694 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 20 November 2015 - 06:07 PM

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View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 20 November 2015 - 12:37 PM, said:

Gervais - the other half made me watch The Office. My exact words were "Do that again and you can pay the mortgage by yourself." Awkward humour just isn't my thing and Gervais thinks far too much of himself to be entertaining. I like comics who can laugh at themselves and not take themselves too seriously.

The whole point of Gervais's David Brent role is that he is laughing at himself/middle managers. This is his thing.


Can't say I can see how that's laughing at himself, but if you enjoyed the show I suspect you have a better idea than me what the point was. I just can't hack cringe humour.

Possibly I'm conflating his comedy with his persona when interviewed (as far as I've seen) which I shouldn't really do, but I just find him very self important. To each their own though - my favourite comedian is Eddie Izzard and I know plenty can't stand him!
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Posted 20 November 2015 - 06:35 PM

I find Gervais' tv amusing but not the kind if thing that makes me laugh out loud. His stand up makes me cringe. He isn't nearly as smart as he thinks he is but I do wonder how much is a crafted persona.

I find Eddie Izzard a bit sanctimonious nowadays. He used to be great but I think he's spent too much time in Hollywood.

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Posted 20 November 2015 - 08:05 PM

View PostSolidsnape, on 20 November 2015 - 06:10 AM, said:

View PostIlluyankas, on 19 November 2015 - 07:23 AM, said:

View PostSolidsnape, on 18 November 2015 - 10:57 PM, said:

Getting a lot of Dawkins/Gervais hate here.
I'll be honest, I was expecting Gervais negativity, but hating on Dawkins? Really?
Ah well.

Have you not read anything Dawkins has written or said in the last five years?


The Selfish Gene and God delusion. Though I'm pretty sure they are more than 5 years old.
As far as the things he says, yeah all the time, and while he may not be everyone's cup of tea, I tend to agree with a lot he says, even if I don't always agree with the way he says it.
Hence the original post.
But the guy is passionate. So what?
I suppose you're all going to take a pop at Christipher Hitchens too?

Would you agree with any of these? I don't think that even includes his 'I was molested as a child and I was fine, so it's not that big of a deal' quotes either. Fuck Dawkins.

As for Hitchens, he gets one extremely huge positive mark for volunteering to be waterboarded to show that it wasn't torture, actually going through with it, lasting about five seconds and immediately changing his mind to agree that it was in fact torture. Despite his warmongering asshole awfulness in every other aspect of his life, that means a lot. So no, he wasn't as bad as Dawkins.

And Gervais! I really wish that Stardust review I wrote where I wanted to recut the movie so it's seven hours long and 4 hours of it is the scene where the character Gervais plays gets stabbed to death loops while triumpant music and cheers play in the background wasn't lost somewhere.
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Posted 20 November 2015 - 08:14 PM

View PostIlluyankas, on 20 November 2015 - 08:05 PM, said:

And Gervais! I really wish that Stardust review I wrote where I wanted to recut the movie so it's seven hours long and 4 hours of it is the scene where the character Gervais plays gets stabbed to death loops while triumpant music and cheers play in the background wasn't lost somewhere.


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Posted 20 November 2015 - 09:27 PM

Illy, I would fund that.
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Posted 20 November 2015 - 11:01 PM

Well, I on the other hand find Gervais pretty entertaining and enjoy his antics. Also, Ghost Town was a great movie.
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Posted 21 November 2015 - 02:16 AM

My wife and I got to hear our baby's heartbeat today. It's our first child so this is both amazing and terrifying to me.
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Posted 21 November 2015 - 02:23 AM

 The Incredible Kitsu, on 21 November 2015 - 02:16 AM, said:

My wife and I got to hear our baby's heartbeat today. It's our first child so this is both amazing and terrifying to me.


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Posted 21 November 2015 - 08:56 AM

 A Demon Llama!, on 20 November 2015 - 11:01 PM, said:

Well, I on the other hand find Gervais pretty entertaining and enjoy his antics. Also, Ghost Town was a great movie.

While he is a bit of a bell end I loved the Office and Extras. Don't have to necessarily like a guy to appreciate a character or piece of work they have done.
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Posted 21 November 2015 - 09:11 AM

 Tiste Simeon, on 21 November 2015 - 08:56 AM, said:

 A Demon Llama!, on 20 November 2015 - 11:01 PM, said:

Well, I on the other hand find Gervais pretty entertaining and enjoy his antics. Also, Ghost Town was a great movie.

While he is a bit of a bell end I loved the Office and Extras. Don't have to necessarily like a guy to appreciate a character or piece of work they have done.


I do need to try Extras actually.
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Posted 21 November 2015 - 09:42 AM

Extras has the single best Gervais-related thing ever, w/ the Ian McKellen episode.
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Posted 21 November 2015 - 11:50 AM

Res of the new ram arrived.
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Posted 21 November 2015 - 12:13 PM

 Illuyankas, on 20 November 2015 - 08:05 PM, said:

 Solidsnape, on 20 November 2015 - 06:10 AM, said:

 Illuyankas, on 19 November 2015 - 07:23 AM, said:

 Solidsnape, on 18 November 2015 - 10:57 PM, said:

Getting a lot of Dawkins/Gervais hate here.
I'll be honest, I was expecting Gervais negativity, but hating on Dawkins? Really?
Ah well.

Have you not read anything Dawkins has written or said in the last five years?


The Selfish Gene and God delusion. Though I'm pretty sure they are more than 5 years old.
As far as the things he says, yeah all the time, and while he may not be everyone's cup of tea, I tend to agree with a lot he says, even if I don't always agree with the way he says it.
Hence the original post.
But the guy is passionate. So what?
I suppose you're all going to take a pop at Christipher Hitchens too?

Would you agree with any of these? I don't think that even includes his 'I was molested as a child and I was fine, so it's not that big of a deal' quotes either. Fuck Dawkins.

As for Hitchens, he gets one extremely huge positive mark for volunteering to be waterboarded to show that it wasn't torture, actually going through with it, lasting about five seconds and immediately changing his mind to agree that it was in fact torture. Despite his warmongering asshole awfulness in every other aspect of his life, that means a lot. So no, he wasn't as bad as Dawkins.

And Gervais! I really wish that Stardust review I wrote where I wanted to recut the movie so it's seven hours long and 4 hours of it is the scene where the character Gervais plays gets stabbed to death loops while triumpant music and cheers play in the background wasn't lost somewhere.



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Well as far as Gervais goes, I'm not even that fussed either.
Loved The Office, it's just great, and Extras is good too. But that's kind of it.
Don't like his stand up, that old peoples home thing that he done was awful and, as a rule, I generally bypass him.

The main reason I watched the video is because it involved the afore Hated Dawkins, which I admit, has said some shitty things now that I look for them. I don't believe he's always said such things though. And I've never proactively searched for "Horrible things Richard Dawkins has said."
When I was first introduced to him. I read God delusion and thought it was great. Since then, over the last few years, I've cherry picked videos to watch that feature things I want to hear about, I'm not necessarily watching the more recent/deplorable quotes. I don't follow Twitter so I'm not likely to see any nasty things that he puts on there.
I just think he's said some brilliant things in his career. On very important subjects.
I think, for me as a person, I can't hate him for saying stupid/ignorant/offending things in anger when his root position makes (made) a lot of sense to me.
He hates religion.
I'm not a particularly big fan either.
He's guilty of being offensive to religious practitioners, yes. He's also a scientist.
I like scientists.
But anyway, it was just a really good conversation that they were having, if you actually watched it. About how glorious life is. How perfectly improbable it is.
Douglas Adams' "puddle" theory about intelligent design, features. Which I just love.
As I agree with most people on this site when it comes to the things that matter most to me, I honestly thought it would be watchable to a majority. Gervais not withstanding of course.
I also agree with you Illy on most things too, so I'm not too fussed.
If liking Dawkins is my thing, then fair enough. I can live with that.
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Posted 21 November 2015 - 12:18 PM

Apt, for example, still maintains Sword of Truth is good
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Posted 21 November 2015 - 02:43 PM

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Posted 21 November 2015 - 09:52 PM

I would rather push my face onto an active angle grinder than suffer through five minutes of The Office again. Hell, I'd rather pledge myself as High Overlord Goodkind's eternal servant than that.
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Posted 23 November 2015 - 03:42 PM

Quit my job. Aside from the scary practicalities, you know you've made the right decision when you step out the door and feel like a massive weight has left your shoulders.

Also, total surprise, looks like I have a job interview in two days time. Bananas timing!
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Posted 23 November 2015 - 05:44 PM

 Briar King, on 22 November 2015 - 11:11 PM, said:

O. M. G!!!! The low is set for 33 tonight! Whose going to be up till 4:30 am freezing their balls off staring at the stars? This guy!


Jeez, 33 has me sweating my balls off. Gimme 10.
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Posted 24 November 2015 - 03:14 PM

The "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away" Chrome easter egg Simeon just alerted me to - brilliant! :(
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Posted 25 November 2015 - 10:10 AM

Double post - but further to job interview news - I've now got two tomorrow! Thanks for all the luck everybody :(
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