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http://youtu.be/LRq_SAuQDec
Been creased all day.
Talkies the name, toastings the game...
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Whats making you happy right now
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Posted 01 August 2015 - 06:16 PM
Was having toaster trouble this morning and was reminded of this...
http://youtu.be/LRq_SAuQDec
Been creased all day.
Talkies the name, toastings the game...
http://youtu.be/LRq_SAuQDec
Been creased all day.
Talkies the name, toastings the game...
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
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Posted 02 August 2015 - 02:26 PM
Our DnD GM has concocted a rather cutesy plot about a dragon and a prince in love, and nobody seems to get the real reason behind said dragon kidnapping the prince all the freaking time, and then demanding rather meekly ransoms. Everyone agrees it's weird. Everyone proceeds to want to chop said dragon's head off anyway. And nobody takes my barbarian's proclamations of plot-relevant revelations seriously, due to being an orcish barbarian and rather drunk ingame at the time said revelation struck me, so the plan to kill the dragon seems to hinge on my chopping his head off. This is gonna be fun 
Tl;dr: yesterday's DnD session's making me happy
Tl;dr: yesterday's DnD session's making me happy
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
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Posted 03 August 2015 - 04:00 AM
I am now a proud father. It is definitely and incredible feeling!!!!!
That psychotic black dwarf with an afro?
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Posted 03 August 2015 - 04:14 AM
The Unfound, on 03 August 2015 - 04:00 AM, said:
I am now a proud father. It is definitely and incredible feeling!!!!!
Congratulations!!!
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Posted 03 August 2015 - 06:59 AM
Two weeks until me n the missus visit Rome for the first time! Gonna go see me some Culture! and eat all the pasta, pizza, cheese and drink all the Wine in Italy. Been hitting the gym hard and eating sensibly all year for this moment. Target, gain 5 stone in a week! 
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Posted 03 August 2015 - 08:42 AM
Tarthenal Theloman Toblakai, on 03 August 2015 - 06:59 AM, said:
Two weeks until me n the missus visit Rome for the first time! Gonna go see me some Culture! and eat all the pasta, pizza, cheese and drink all the Wine in Italy. Been hitting the gym hard and eating sensibly all year for this moment. Target, gain 5 stone in a week!
With DEM GAINZ you will be able to crush the amphitheatre's lions with your bare hands.
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Posted 04 August 2015 - 02:16 AM
This
"It should go without saying that the folks who have built their identities around
a 150-year-old treasonous cause to keep human beings in bondage are not very good at the internet."
Haha thanks Worry!!
"It should go without saying that the folks who have built their identities around
a 150-year-old treasonous cause to keep human beings in bondage are not very good at the internet."
Haha thanks Worry!!
"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.
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Posted 04 August 2015 - 02:47 AM
The phone call from Lowenaffchen is worth listening to: https://soundcloud.c...ebook-group-guy
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 04 August 2015 - 05:27 AM
Worry, you have posted stuff from some of the people that Twitter friends of mine interact with regularly. Swarthyvillain and I talk regularly.
Lowenaffchen is hilarious.
Lowenaffchen is hilarious.
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Posted 04 August 2015 - 10:02 AM
"The wise say that as vows are sworn, so are the reaped. I found this to be true"
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Prince K'azz D'avore
Founder of the Crimson Guard
xbl GT - Arai Zenko
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Posted 06 August 2015 - 01:18 PM
Hatch chilies are in! Roasted a bushel last night. I wasn't in town last year, so I went an entire year without. Barely survived. Now all is right with the world besides, nuclear arms proliferation, flooding, starvation, war etc, you know the little things. If I were a poet, I would of paused to express myself in prose, however I'm a shit poet so I will spare you the torturous results.
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Posted 07 August 2015 - 08:05 PM
Walking round Knossos palace in Crete.
Beautiful site. Lots of potsherds! Managed to find some quiet spots away from the camera-clicking multitudes, that convinced me further that there is such a thing as 'vestigium'. Worn steps up to the plaza, small rooms with alcoves and living areas, passageways, storerooms.. could almost feel the life recorded there.
Beautiful site. Lots of potsherds! Managed to find some quiet spots away from the camera-clicking multitudes, that convinced me further that there is such a thing as 'vestigium'. Worn steps up to the plaza, small rooms with alcoves and living areas, passageways, storerooms.. could almost feel the life recorded there.
So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.
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Posted 08 August 2015 - 01:45 PM
Sounds nice Traveller. You visiting other areas of Greece as well? Always wanted to go there.
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Posted 08 August 2015 - 02:24 PM
Premier League is back! Also we won our first game. So that's nice.
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Posted 08 August 2015 - 05:53 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 08 August 2015 - 02:24 PM, said:
Premier League is back! Also we won our first game. So that's nice.
People using 'we' to mean 'they' has always perplexed me.
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Posted 08 August 2015 - 08:52 PM
Sense of belonging, being part of it. If you're not into sports I guess I can understand you not getting it. I think there was a thread about it in here at one point.
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Posted 09 August 2015 - 05:43 AM
I suppose, but the lack of a fourth wall between the spectator and player is still decidedly odd to me.
And no, I don't follow any sports. Well, unless we're talking pro-level fighting games tournaments, anyway.
And no, I don't follow any sports. Well, unless we're talking pro-level fighting games tournaments, anyway.
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Posted 09 August 2015 - 06:58 AM
Tiste Simeon, on 08 August 2015 - 08:52 PM, said:
Sense of belonging, being part of it. If you're not into sports I guess I can understand you not getting it. I think there was a thread about it in here at one point.
Yup.
I still don't get why people do that "we" thing. I also have trouble understanding the "[team name] are crap." construction. They are a team, the very concept of team implies an attempted singular entity, which is why the proper way to say it is "[team name] is crap."
I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.
