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Whats making you happy right now

#11414 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 10:56 AM

Just had a relatively low-stress set of days at work (three all in a row!) and I'm catching up with a couple of friends over the weekend. Work today might have been twelve hours long, but it doesn't matter, weekend for sleeping and relaxing. :)
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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#11415 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 12:21 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on 14 November 2014 - 08:29 AM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 14 November 2014 - 07:28 AM, said:

View Postcaladanbrood, on 13 November 2014 - 11:04 AM, said:

Coursework: submitted! Time until finding out that I have to redo it: ages!


You came back! What you studying?

I just slept for 9 1/2 hours after another loooooong week. Feels sublime.

A course for work i.e. linked to a nice big pay rise. Quality Management. What it isn't is fun.


What a coincidence - my current training is learning to audit ISO 9001 and 13485 Quality Management Systems! Primarily for medical device manufacturers but I have had to do a bit of regular stuff so was practising on a company that runs IT systems for a county council earlier this week.

Yeah, fun it really isn't and I'm very glad it won't be my full time job. Getting out and meeting lots of people and seeing loads of different business is alright although being an auditor is a weird experience as people are always nervous when they talk to you.
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#11416 User is offline   caladanbrood 

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 12:57 PM

View PostMezla PigDog, on 14 November 2014 - 12:21 PM, said:

View Postcaladanbrood, on 14 November 2014 - 08:29 AM, said:

View PostMezla PigDog, on 14 November 2014 - 07:28 AM, said:

View Postcaladanbrood, on 13 November 2014 - 11:04 AM, said:

Coursework: submitted! Time until finding out that I have to redo it: ages!


You came back! What you studying?

I just slept for 9 1/2 hours after another loooooong week. Feels sublime.

A course for work i.e. linked to a nice big pay rise. Quality Management. What it isn't is fun.


What a coincidence - my current training is learning to audit ISO 9001 and 13485 Quality Management Systems! Primarily for medical device manufacturers but I have had to do a bit of regular stuff so was practising on a company that runs IT systems for a county council earlier this week.

Yeah, fun it really isn't and I'm very glad it won't be my full time job. Getting out and meeting lots of people and seeing loads of different business is alright although being an auditor is a weird experience as people are always nervous when they talk to you.


Auditing ISO 9001 is about 30% of my job. But because we don't manufacture anything it can be difficult to interpret sometimes. Thankfully it is also pretty easy to audit against one you understand it.

I went from Quality Assurance, which was very unpopular, to Interanal Audit, which makes it seem like I was giving away cake and money in the old job... thick skin comes as standard. I don't know 13485 though, from the number I guess it's fairly specialised.
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#11417 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 01:15 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on 14 November 2014 - 12:57 PM, said:

Auditing ISO 9001 is about 30% of my job. But because we don't manufacture anything it can be difficult to interpret sometimes. Thankfully it is also pretty easy to audit against one you understand it.

I went from Quality Assurance, which was very unpopular, to Interanal Audit, which makes it seem like I was giving away cake and money in the old job... thick skin comes as standard. I don't know 13485 though, from the number I guess it's fairly specialised.


Commiserations! I don't need a thick skin as I go in as a representative of the certification or regulatory body and so people tremble before my power to revoke their certificates. Yeah 13485 is basically 9001 for medical device manufacturers. The same standard but with loads more requirements and instead of customer being king, it is all about safety.

And now that the rest of the forum has been put to sleep with QMS let's smash the place up :)
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#11418 User is offline   Messremb 

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 03:02 PM

I probably shouldn't mention I've spent half the last year working around ISO14001. Not such a quality geek.
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#11419 User is offline   Imperial Historian 

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 03:21 PM

I feel like any mention of any ISO in a 'what's making you happy thread' is a contradiction :p

Take your ISO talk to another thread :)
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Posted 14 November 2014 - 03:25 PM

You'll be in tenterhooks for the 2015 version then Mess... yes the company I work for has a lot of accreditations, which is useful since maintaining them keeps me in a job.

When I was spamming in Fanta-flavoured mushrooms I never thought I would be discussing Environment and Quality MS on the same board a decade later...
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Posted 14 November 2014 - 03:42 PM

View Postcaladanbrood, on 14 November 2014 - 12:57 PM, said:

to Interanal Audit


I can see why that would be unpopular...
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#11422 User is offline   Mezla PigDog 

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Posted 14 November 2014 - 09:22 PM

View PostImperial Historian, on 14 November 2014 - 03:21 PM, said:

I feel like any mention of any ISO in a 'what's making you happy thread' is a contradiction :p

Take your ISO talk to another thread :)


I would point you to the International Standard of Shut The Fuck Up but yeah you have a point ;-)
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#11423 User is offline   Nicodimas 

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Posted 15 November 2014 - 06:40 AM

Its funny causes it Johnny Depp



High or drunk??

This post has been edited by Nicodimas: 15 November 2014 - 06:50 AM

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Posted 15 November 2014 - 07:00 AM

someoe who has owed me a pretty good chunk of money for a couple years just paid me back. TIME TO GO BOOK SHOPPING!!! :)
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Posted 15 November 2014 - 07:09 AM

View PostStormcat, on 15 November 2014 - 07:00 AM, said:

someoe who has owed me a pretty good chunk of money for a couple years just paid me back. TIME TO GO BOOK SHOPPING!!! :)


u fucking rebel...actuallly my buddy owes me $500 bucks <currently> around pretty sure i will never see it. he has slowly been paying off the original balance buying me beers.
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Posted 15 November 2014 - 08:56 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 11 November 2014 - 09:48 AM, said:

I assume it's in a higher language, so most members will not be able to understand your review, but could you link it all the same?


here you go :)


http://www.gamereact...3A+Inquisition/
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#11427 User is offline   HiddenOne 

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Posted 15 November 2014 - 02:44 PM

That looks like it could have been a great review, but you misspelled so many words it was like a foreign language.








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Posted 15 November 2014 - 04:30 PM

Off go-karting with some of the lads from work soon. This should be interesting.
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Posted 16 November 2014 - 03:59 PM

This.

http://www.washingto...ences-your-kid/
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#11430 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 16 November 2014 - 05:10 PM

View PostSolidsnape, on 16 November 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:


That nearly made me flipping cry. My wife is that kind of teacher. Thanks for sharing.
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#11431 User is offline   Solidsnape 

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Posted 16 November 2014 - 10:06 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 16 November 2014 - 05:10 PM, said:

View PostSolidsnape, on 16 November 2014 - 03:59 PM, said:


That nearly made me flipping cry. My wife is that kind of teacher. Thanks for sharing.



Hahaha. Yeah man. I had to keep a lid on it, was at work when I read it.

Glad you replied, saves me the bother of double posting.

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Surprisingly simple and effective.

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Posted 17 November 2014 - 06:04 AM

Enjoying a very moderate weather of 22 C. Posted Image(Just had to post this, after seeing two posts about blistering heat and snow in the messing with your groove thread)
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Posted 17 November 2014 - 10:58 AM

There's something very cathartic about sticking a rude note on someone's car.

Yes, I'm turning into one of those people... :)
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