Whats making you happy right now

#10472 worry

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 06:11 AM

This is pretty goofy and I know a lot of you don't have FB profiles, but if you go here: http://what-would-i-say.com/ then it will auto-generate Facebook statuses based on previous statuses you've made, with occasionally hilarious results.

For instance:
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They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10473 Captain Beardface

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 03:38 AM

Now that the little man is home, being a dad is awesome.

Monsignor:...Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: [as the brothers exit the church] I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye.

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#10474 Studlock

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 04:17 AM

worry, on 14 November 2013 - 06:11 AM, said:

This is an amazing thing. My favorites status created: "The iron fist of Saki" "lol you just gave up" "mines on the very best at killing their fellow survivors" "LOL yeah, just got a revolution, take over canada etc" and the bizarrely correct "Colonialism denial describes a factor in modern life"

It's been a rough couple of weeks, really needed this, thank you!

EDIT: this one pretty good in it's nonsense as well "everyone's a continuation of thought, accumulating in each moment" kind of poetic, even if it kind of means nothing. I love this thing

This post has been edited by Studlock: 15 November 2013 - 04:20 AM

#10475 Mentalist

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 09:54 PM

Ukraine: 2- France: 0

This game made my weekend

The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard
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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#10476 worry

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:52 AM

I wonder if it's international news...the BatKid stuff has been absolutely amazing today.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10477 Daeg

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Posted 16 November 2013 - 12:58 AM

worry, on 16 November 2013 - 12:52 AM, said:

I wonder if it's international news...the BatKid stuff has been absolutely amazing today.

The boy with leukemia? That's incredible.

#10478 Satan

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Posted 17 November 2013 - 01:49 PM

Briar King, on 17 November 2013 - 01:45 AM, said:

Daeg, on 16 November 2013 - 12:58 AM, said:

worry, on 16 November 2013 - 12:52 AM, said:

I wonder if it's international news...the BatKid stuff has been absolutely amazing today.

The boy with leukemia? That's incredible.

Yep it was cool. I'm not a very emotional guy but sick/abused kids def pull on my heart strings.

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#10479 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 01:30 PM

worry, on 14 November 2013 - 06:11 AM, said:

Erm,,,,,,, "Not sure I'm not getting to the mercy of statues to go play a floor piano duet with trepidation".

And this one is frighteningly predictable: "Hangovers are allegedly lovely they have to squint at tickets".

This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 18 November 2013 - 01:32 PM

Burn rubber =/= warp speed

#10480 Traveller

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Posted 18 November 2013 - 05:19 PM

'Now we can beat a clown at a cat hole. '

I hope this one isn't predictable.

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#10481 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 08:10 AM

Oh man, saw Karnivool last night for the 4th time & they get better with each gig! Even got a picture with guitarist, Drew!

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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#10482 MTS

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Posted 20 November 2013 - 03:51 PM

Tiste Simeon, on 20 November 2013 - 08:10 AM, said:

Oh man, saw Karnivool last night for the 4th time & they get better with each gig! Even got a picture with guitarist, Drew!

Seeing them for the fourth time in January myself. They're an awesome band to see live, and super friendly too.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#10483 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 09:15 AM

MTS, on 20 November 2013 - 03:51 PM, said:

Tiste Simeon, on 20 November 2013 - 08:10 AM, said:

Oh man, saw Karnivool last night for the 4th time & they get better with each gig! Even got a picture with guitarist, Drew!

Seeing them for the fourth time in January myself. They're an awesome band to see live, and super friendly too.

They certainly are... Plus the beard on his face is just epic...

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#10484 Puck

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 12:42 PM

The internetz! I have the internetz back!

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#10485 worry

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Posted 21 November 2013 - 08:24 PM

Oh man, you missed a lot. The Net (or as it's now called, The Vorpex) changed so much these past couple weeks that you might not recognize it. You'll have to schedule your appointment for the implantation of Subcutaneous Vorpex Flotoreceptrixes to reach the deepest content. Have fun diving the vorp-depths!

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10486 Slow Ben

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Posted 22 November 2013 - 02:38 AM

Finished my latest house flip today. Sold in 6 hours.

Boom Shaka Laka!!!!

I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.

#10487 MTS

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 10:53 AM

Going on an all-expense paid 10-day trip to the Whitsundays tomorrow!

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Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

#10488 Silencer

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 12:08 PM

MTS, on 23 November 2013 - 10:53 AM, said:

Going on an all-expense paid 10-day trip to the Whitsundays tomorrow!

Whoa, that's pretty sweet! Nice stuff! (Am jealous, but, enjoy!

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#10489 Gothos

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Posted 23 November 2013 - 06:06 PM

Kô Shibasaki - jpop rocks!

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.