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Pets-is-we!

#121 Abyss

abyssus abyssum invocat

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 07:06 PM

Old English Sheepdog, weighed about 150lbs. Big guy. The kind of dog you hear approaching. Big bark, big attention demand, sounded like a bear attack when he ate.
He quietly took an entire roast chicken off the table and walked out of the kitchen with it, none of the three people present noticed a thing for just long enough for him to devour most of it.

I miss that dog.

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#122 worry

Master of the Deck

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 08:19 PM

My sister once ordered a pizza and set it down on the coffee table while she went to the bathroom, and our wiener dog stood up, flipped the entire pizza onto the ground, and then just ate the toppings off the whole thing.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#123 Loki

Knight Commander of Team Quick Ben

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Posted 27 July 2017 - 08:53 PM

Whiskeyjack once wandered into the house with a cooked, still warm, sausage. A few nights later, he brought home an entire KFC chicken breast, also still warm. I like to think he took it from the same poor bastard he took the sausage from. The imagery amuses me. -_-