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Shia Lebouf and fucking up Transformers 2

#21 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 05:25 AM

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Posted 04 August 2008 - 06:14 AM

HD thinkss Illy tastes right? What did I miss here?
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 06:57 AM

Megan Fox can be in any movie, because that pic of her bending over looking at the car engine still blows my gaskets.

I liked the movie but I'm psyched that there will be more Transformer focus this time.
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 07:36 AM

When is it supposed to come out anywyas? Next summer?
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 09:25 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht;364264 said:

I thought the addition of the blonde australian girl in the first seemed a little pointless. Her character wasn't that interesting, it felt like they added the part to the script so they could have another attractive girl in the movie.


Yeah, plus... didn't she at some point get access to the most uber-Top Secret levels of government during some hectic DEFCON shit, so she could go and ask her fat mate to solve the puzzle?

How the fuck does a foreign national get access to that shit?
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 04:58 PM

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How the fuck does a foreign national get access to that shit?


Bureaucratie is a terrible thing.

My guess is her existence in the movie was to be the smart girl to balance out Fox' dumb yet heartful and brave girl, so that feminists wouldn't go apeshit.
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 05:17 PM

Darkwatch;364713 said:

My guess is her existence in the movie was to be the smart girl to balance out Fox' dumb yet heartful and brave girl, so that feminists wouldn't go apeshit.


And it was a clever 'blonde' girl, wow, they are pulling out all the stops to keep the feminists happy :p
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 05:32 PM

Raymond Luxury Yacht;364398 said:

When is it supposed to come out anywyas? Next summer?


June apparently.
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Posted 04 August 2008 - 06:16 PM

tiam;364735 said:

June apparently.


That's too long.
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Posted 05 August 2008 - 12:27 PM

when I read the post my mind read "head is crushed" and I was like "woohoo! Transformers is saved" but then a quick reread brought me back to reality like a bag of hammers to the face.

Fuck shia leboeuf. And too bad it isn't a disney movie so that the DUI would mean instant firing of the wanker.
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Posted 05 August 2008 - 01:29 PM

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Drunk or not, supposedly the accident was not his fault. The director said the whole DUI thing is going to "go away." Scropt changes because of the injury though. Weak.


Ever heard of PR?

From what I understand, he pulled around another car, going straight, into the intersection to make a left hand turn, into oncoming traffic, stupid, and illegal. He was promptly t-boned, ala Darwin.

It seems they also forget to do a blood alcohal test very quickly, as is par with the course with celebrities, but standard in these kind of accidents.

Getting really fucking sick of these guys almost killing someone then getting off scot free, sometimes with people feeling sad for them thanks to studio's PR.
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Posted 26 September 2008 - 09:36 PM

Current rumour is the whole Constructicons/Devastator thing is going to show up in 2.
Which, now that i think of it, could be awesome or one of those things that doesn't work anywhere but a Sat morning cartoon when you're 12.

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Posted 02 October 2008 - 04:02 PM

if they put the constructicons in this movie they can have Shia leboeuf for all I care. I certainly won't be paying attention to his retarded face once the constructicons assemble anyways

What is the name of their assembled form? I can't remember. Devastator or something??

EDIT...oops, should read others' posts. Devastator is his name then I guess (see above post ^) duh :thumbsup:

This post has been edited by cerveza_fiesta: 02 October 2008 - 04:04 PM

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Posted 02 October 2008 - 04:05 PM

Transformers 2 !!!

When did this happen!?

Any clips yet?
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Posted 03 October 2008 - 04:32 AM

Shia LePoof got hurt again, delayed filming again. If he keeps up this rep for being injury-prone he might slip in the draft.

~Rly, gets his threads mixed up sometimes.

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Posted 03 October 2008 - 02:55 PM

Lepoof needs to get in a drunk driving accident and die man..

not seriously wishing death on him, but daaamn. This guy is worse than DiCaprio a la 1990s
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Posted 05 October 2008 - 07:07 AM

Meh.. In transformers the only "human" characters should have been those army dudes :)
Hope it'll be more that way in 2

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