MALAZ 08/09 Premier Fantasy League
#641
Posted 29 November 2008 - 04:40 PM
In my other league, one of my housemates, who knows nothing of football, is the luckiest bastard ever. He put in Marlon King and Matty Taylor becaus he likes their names, and both have done stupidly well for him. Graaah
#642
Posted 29 November 2008 - 05:07 PM
I have a feeling this week is not going to go very well for me...a grand total of 4 from my strike pairing (although I had Miller on the bench who got 5
)...and with Chelsea, Arsenal, Man Utd and Man City playing each other, I suspect there won't be gratuitous amounts of points from my players on those teams. Carragher for a hat-trick?
Sir Thursday

Sir Thursday
Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
#643
Posted 30 November 2008 - 02:13 AM
So far this week I have... no points
Unless Van Der Sar doesn't play, then I have 6 from Schwarzer. Anooying actually, as I was thinking of playing him in the team this week, due to United playing against City at Eastlands, where Robinho is like a goal machine


O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti tęde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#644
Posted 30 November 2008 - 03:25 PM
Er! Ronaldo.......... NO!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
EQ 10
EQ 10
#645
Posted 30 November 2008 - 03:26 PM
Damnation Mr. Ronaldo! Why did you have to go and do a thing like that!
Ah well, at least he isn't in the negative.
Sir Thursday

Sir Thursday
Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
#646
Posted 30 November 2008 - 03:26 PM
Red card? Beautiful. How many around me have him as their captain today I wonder?
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti tęde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#647
Posted 30 November 2008 - 03:34 PM
caladanbrood, on Nov 30 2008, 03:26 PM, said:
Red card? Beautiful. How many around me have him as their captain today I wonder?
I did have but then had a dram about cheese so i then changed him
skills
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
EQ 10
EQ 10
#648
Posted 30 November 2008 - 03:48 PM
I had Anelka as my captain but changed it to Ronaldo
utter fail.
What are the bets that Anelka will score a hat-trick?

What are the bets that Anelka will score a hat-trick?
#649
Posted 30 November 2008 - 03:52 PM
*raises hand*.
I'm banking on my Chelsea and Liverpool players to bail me out, or else I'm going to have a seriously low total this week
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Sir Thursday
I'm banking on my Chelsea and Liverpool players to bail me out, or else I'm going to have a seriously low total this week

Sir Thursday
Don't look now, but I think there's something weird attached to the bottom of my posts.
#650
Posted 30 November 2008 - 11:48 PM
Hopefully Alonso will play the whole game. C'mon Rafa, do me a favour. And Carragher as captain should be ok
I predict 40 points in total with those two, which normally would be shocking, but for this week seems quite good.

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti tęde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#651
Posted 01 December 2008 - 07:48 AM
Low totals all around....im somewhat relieved.
Only got Reina to play tonight so looking at about a 31 point maximum, rather pathetic.
Only got Reina to play tonight so looking at about a 31 point maximum, rather pathetic.
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
#652
Posted 01 December 2008 - 09:47 AM
58 points behind the leader, I'm losing interest.
Awful, only 23 points so far. Nigh on the worse score in the league, again!
Awful, only 23 points so far. Nigh on the worse score in the league, again!
#653
Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:21 AM
I would like to take this oppertunity to Gloat.
40 odd points with my captain still to play.
Now wait for Kuyt to be dropped,
(*%^*( Liverpool!
40 odd points with my captain still to play.
Now wait for Kuyt to be dropped,
(*%^*( Liverpool!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
EQ 10
EQ 10
#654
Posted 01 December 2008 - 10:50 AM
Dancer, on Dec 1 2008, 11:47 AM, said:
58 points behind the leader, I'm losing interest.
Awful, only 23 points so far. Nigh on the worse score in the league, again!
Awful, only 23 points so far. Nigh on the worse score in the league, again!
I was 90 points behind the leader not to long ago
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
#655
Posted 01 December 2008 - 04:37 PM
dktorode, your avatar is strangely disconcerting.
#656
Posted 01 December 2008 - 04:50 PM
Liverpool clean sheet, Arbeloa hattrick of assists and Kuyt hattrick of goals, por favor!
#657
Posted 02 December 2008 - 07:46 AM
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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
#658
Posted 03 December 2008 - 07:52 AM
# Team Manager GW Total
1 Malazan Empire dave graham 33 779
2 The Whipping boys Dane Kevin 33 773
3 Defenestrators Rob Dover 29 766
4 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 44 762
5 Toby's Brood Beaters Greg Moore 35 752
6 The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble 37 752
7 Wickan Athletic Liz Harrison 42 742
8 reallybadname Matt C 46 735
9 Latics_Warriors steve Owen 52 730
10 Cult of Handsome Scott Williams 28 726
11 The Hassig AFC Gearóid O'Sullivan 51 719
12 fidgenation fidge fidge 34 713
13 Turnips of Doom Tim Abbott 50 706
14 Itko Kan Imperials Daniel Minett 45 691
15 Quon Tali Comb-overs James Greenhalgh 50 690
16 Boca Tooniers Pete Raynor 49 690
17 Ancient & Loyal Nick Owen 39 689
18 dyslexia cf douglas mackenzie 31 684
19 The Ascended 11 Fla Wed 48 681
20 Chanure!! Dan Murnaghan 37 675
21 Richmond Renaissance Stefan Visnjevac 37 670
22 mockers rory mccarthy 27 664
23 The Azzurri Azrinho Maldini 45 643
24 The Crapalots Neil Harvey 44 640
25 HoosierDaddy_FC Brian Daniels 34 631
26 Cake or Death? Phil Yellow 45 624
27 League plus1 Andrew Benson 44 619
28 Gladdy's Baddies. lee gladdy 43 610
29 GBforGold Traveller Jones 60 600
30 Partisan Bellgravy Coco Returns 36 596
31 Grabbley Mitts Rob Kerr 37 596
32 HAMMERS Robert Sampson 38 581
33 Hallelujah United Brynjar Sollid 44 575
34 Malice and Hatred John F 42 554
35 Team Matt (original) Matt Robinson 36 527
36 Bridgeburners Robert McCoy 24 227
No bragging this week. I've got to sell the Yak....which is good really because he wasn't scoring anyway and I only kept him because I knew he'd start scoring if I sold him! The fantasy football gods are fickle!
1 Malazan Empire dave graham 33 779
2 The Whipping boys Dane Kevin 33 773
3 Defenestrators Rob Dover 29 766
4 Capustan Phoenix Jon Hill 44 762
5 Toby's Brood Beaters Greg Moore 35 752
6 The Shaved Knuckles Sapper Grumble 37 752
7 Wickan Athletic Liz Harrison 42 742
8 reallybadname Matt C 46 735
9 Latics_Warriors steve Owen 52 730
10 Cult of Handsome Scott Williams 28 726
11 The Hassig AFC Gearóid O'Sullivan 51 719
12 fidgenation fidge fidge 34 713
13 Turnips of Doom Tim Abbott 50 706
14 Itko Kan Imperials Daniel Minett 45 691
15 Quon Tali Comb-overs James Greenhalgh 50 690
16 Boca Tooniers Pete Raynor 49 690
17 Ancient & Loyal Nick Owen 39 689
18 dyslexia cf douglas mackenzie 31 684
19 The Ascended 11 Fla Wed 48 681
20 Chanure!! Dan Murnaghan 37 675
21 Richmond Renaissance Stefan Visnjevac 37 670
22 mockers rory mccarthy 27 664
23 The Azzurri Azrinho Maldini 45 643
24 The Crapalots Neil Harvey 44 640
25 HoosierDaddy_FC Brian Daniels 34 631
26 Cake or Death? Phil Yellow 45 624
27 League plus1 Andrew Benson 44 619
28 Gladdy's Baddies. lee gladdy 43 610
29 GBforGold Traveller Jones 60 600
30 Partisan Bellgravy Coco Returns 36 596
31 Grabbley Mitts Rob Kerr 37 596
32 HAMMERS Robert Sampson 38 581
33 Hallelujah United Brynjar Sollid 44 575
34 Malice and Hatred John F 42 554
35 Team Matt (original) Matt Robinson 36 527
36 Bridgeburners Robert McCoy 24 227
No bragging this week. I've got to sell the Yak....which is good really because he wasn't scoring anyway and I only kept him because I knew he'd start scoring if I sold him! The fantasy football gods are fickle!
This post has been edited by Mezla PigDog: 03 December 2008 - 07:52 AM
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#659
Posted 03 December 2008 - 02:45 PM
Apparently Malouda is the Chelsea locker-room scapegoat for a few shite performances, so I might have to ditch him
Which means he's about to start scoring.

This post has been edited by caladanbrood: 03 December 2008 - 02:46 PM
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti tęde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#660
Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:20 PM
*gets ready to pick malouda*

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?