MALAZ 08/09 Premier Fantasy League
#301
Posted 26 August 2008 - 04:21 PM
Yay for Elano (City scum *spit*). I scored respectably this weekend. My charge up the table will start any time now, you just wait. My teams are generally slow starters, like Man Utd. It's the crucial Christmas period that will have me out on top. T'is true, I swear.
Glad I got rid of Berbatov. Anelka probably wasn't the best player to get in though. Always my strikers letting me down. I'm going to ditch Adebayor as well. Too many London players in my team letting me down! Good old Laursen (however you spell it not like Henrik) has started his scoring nice and early.
So, who's NOT going to transfer Ronaldo in when he's fit?
Glad I got rid of Berbatov. Anelka probably wasn't the best player to get in though. Always my strikers letting me down. I'm going to ditch Adebayor as well. Too many London players in my team letting me down! Good old Laursen (however you spell it not like Henrik) has started his scoring nice and early.
So, who's NOT going to transfer Ronaldo in when he's fit?
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#302
Posted 26 August 2008 - 04:36 PM
Laursen is a fucking liability. Scores a goal, let's in three. Retard.
Not that I'm bitter or owt.
Not that I'm bitter or owt.
Don't fuck with the Culture.
#303
Posted 26 August 2008 - 04:45 PM
EH!? I was whinging that i took him out yellow. What did he score then?
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
EQ 10
EQ 10
#304
Posted 26 August 2008 - 04:54 PM
He got 7 points. +2 for playing 90mins, +6 for his goal and -1 for conceding 3 (it's -1point for every 2 goals conceded). Not bad for a defender, the best you can usually hope for is 6 (+2 for 90mins, +4 clean sheet bonus).
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#305
Posted 26 August 2008 - 05:31 PM
thats pretty good then, whats yellow on about. * Cue whinging *
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
EQ 10
EQ 10
#306
Posted 26 August 2008 - 05:55 PM
Could have had a clean sheet and a goal. He's still a retard.
Don't fuck with the Culture.
#307
Posted 26 August 2008 - 06:09 PM
Hmm, I really want to make two substitutions... worth it or not *ponders handsomely*
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#308
Posted 26 August 2008 - 06:27 PM
I dont know wehter to take Osman out and wack in a Chelsea player or Take Tevez out cos he has no neck and put agbanimahoar in.
Its a tricky one.
Anyone know why the Man U game isnt happening?
Its a tricky one.
Anyone know why the Man U game isnt happening?
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
EQ 10
EQ 10
#309
Posted 26 August 2008 - 06:32 PM
Because you touch yourself at night.
Don't fuck with the Culture.
#310
Posted 26 August 2008 - 06:36 PM
Thought so
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "
EQ 10
EQ 10
#311
Posted 26 August 2008 - 06:57 PM
Defoe OUT, Ashton IN!
Everyone, put Defoe in, he'll score a hat-trick next week.
Everyone, put Defoe in, he'll score a hat-trick next week.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#312
Posted 26 August 2008 - 07:23 PM
What were you thinking?! Everyone knows Pompey will win this week.
My team selection has shot itself in the foot again! Flawed, you are really knowing the score
My team selection has shot itself in the foot again! Flawed, you are really knowing the score

#313
Posted 26 August 2008 - 08:27 PM
We're all being beaten by a team of baldies? Clearly somethings wrong...
#314
Posted 26 August 2008 - 08:40 PM
Can I say that I am OUTRAGED?!?!?
Being beaten by a single point, by baldies of all people.
Sigh.
Being beaten by a single point, by baldies of all people.
Sigh.
#315
Posted 26 August 2008 - 09:27 PM
The eagles fly high above us all. (Bald-headed? Geddit?? *sobs handsomely*) It's heresy, someone give them miracle-gro on their shiny hairless pates so he has to transfer them out.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#316
Posted 27 August 2008 - 07:37 AM
Thelomen Toblerone;375150 said:
Can I say that I am OUTRAGED?!?!?
Being beaten by a single point, by baldies of all people.
Sigh.
Being beaten by a single point, by baldies of all people.
Sigh.
OK so I haven't checked my team cos I can't be bothered but this sounds promising.
I AM A TWAT
#317
Posted 28 August 2008 - 09:38 PM
frigging rangers buying one of my players and i didn't notice.
D'oh!
ah well, onwards and upwards.
D'oh!
ah well, onwards and upwards.
meh. Link was dead :(
#318
Posted 29 August 2008 - 10:03 AM
Flawed;375056 said:
Anyone know why the Man U game isnt happening?
European Super Cup tonight against those Ruskies what won the UEFA cup on the night a load of Scots wee'd all over Manchester city centre! Twits.
Oh! I was going to get rid of Defoe but now that Brood has, I'm not so sure!! I think my transfer this week will be to start freeing up funds to buy Ronaldo at the end of September

Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#319
Posted 29 August 2008 - 10:51 AM
Damn, my goalies are from manure and... Fulham! Gonna be a bad week for me, cos I'm not gonna use my wildcard for this one week annoyance.
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#320
Posted 29 August 2008 - 11:08 AM
Hold your god damn nerve brood you pansy. You'll regret that wildcard wastage come the long hard autumn months. Whilst I recruit top form baldies.
I AM A TWAT