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The hilarious parts that aren't so hilarious

#21 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 06:42 PM

The Picker/Blend/Bluepearl v Scillara/Barathol/Chaur drinking competition was price.less.

Pust ultimately scoring with Sordiko just as the finale really got going.

Duiker re Fisher - "The poet is immortal." - Literally or rhetorically?

the Second: "Skinner, I'm coming for you! ...But first, these guys!"

Cutter to Gorlas: "I was waiting for you to say that.". *kills him*

Barathol getting arrested and discovering this allows him to join the Guild.

Scillara to Kruppe, Duiker and Cutter - paraphrased - "Yes so i was rescued from a 7C rebellion by the Destriant of Treach, ambushed by Tlan Imass, dropped a kid and argued with Osserc's son about it, nearly drowned when a god or something almost hit the world but a dragon rescued us oh and Cutter thinks i'm fat."

Pretty much every moment of Samar Dev's frustration with Karsa and later Traveller.

ST and Cot to Karsa, paraphrased again - "We suggest you not interfere with Traveller." "And if i do?" "He'll kill you. A lot. No, really. We're even scared of the guy and we're like, gods and stuff."


- Abyss, may have added "...and stuff."
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Posted 12 August 2008 - 08:15 PM

I agree the Kruppe/Pust confrontation convo could've gone better but, honestly, who can tell me they didn't have to stop reading and laugh their bollocks off when Kruppe's 'War Mule' charged? :lachen70::):lachen70::):lachen70:
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#23 User is offline   Dolorous Menhir 

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Posted 12 August 2008 - 08:55 PM

The image of Pust charging while his mule walked was priceless.
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