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#1 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 07:22 PM

USA! USA! USA! We have the hot dog crown again! Woooooo!
http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-gener...DD.Frank.Fight/

Anyone else at all interested in competitive eating? I don't really follow it, but admit that if one of the big contests is on tv I'll watch it. These guys are unreal.
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#2 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 07:26 PM

So, you're proud of being the best country at sticking warm tubes of meat past your lips and down your throat. Good for you.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#3 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 07:33 PM

It's always about the cock with you, isn't it?
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#4 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 04 July 2008 - 07:35 PM

It's the sport of kings
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Posted 04 July 2008 - 07:51 PM

I wonder if there is a bacon eating competition.
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Posted 06 July 2008 - 02:36 AM

Aptorian;344547 said:

It's the sport of wings


Fixed.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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