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Wanted - Teh Fail

#21 Optimus Prime

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 08:19 PM

Angelina Jolie is hot enough to make me want to rent this....maybe...but drive 10 miles to a theatre and pay to watch it? Nahhhhhhh.

#22 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 08:20 PM

So you've seen it three times so far? Sounds like Apt wants to be a bullet-curving assassin.

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#23 Aptorian

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Posted 05 July 2008 - 08:26 PM

I can certainly tell you that I could vastly improve those assassins sloppy methods of operation. Their security and field work is rediculous... Silly bullet curving cartoon assassins.

#24 Aptorian

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Posted 06 July 2008 - 07:33 AM

#25 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 06 July 2008 - 07:56 AM

You posting that here gives me even less incentive to see the movie. I have a feeling that's the best part.

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#26 Dagger

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Posted 06 July 2008 - 03:18 PM

I bet you anything that's a butt-double. Nonetheless, I saved the gif.

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#27 stone monkey

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 04:45 PM

The movie's certifiable, obviously. The action scenes are insane. The script is a pile of dreck. I could, if I had one and could drive, drive a Super Star Destroyer through the plot holes. But it is an enjoyable mess.

If you loved the comic - and I didn't (I liked it, mind you) - then don't see it. If you want an intelligent, coherent movie; then don't see it.

If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell

#28 wolf_2099

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Posted 07 July 2008 - 04:48 PM

What I don't get, and bugs the shit out of me, is they explain his reactions with something mildly plausible for a comic flick, and all that shit, but they never fucking bother explaining what the fuck is going on with the bullets.

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