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#1 User is online   QuickTidal 

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 12:53 AM

Damn this movie looks effing good!

I quote the guys at JoBlo:

Suggested formula for a hit movie:

Take hot young star Shia LaBeouf and reunite him with DJ Caruso, the director of his breakout leading role DISTURBIA. Pair The Beef with supercutie Michelle Monaghan. Throw in a bunch of guns and car chases, major property damage, maybe some poker.

Randomly add in, let's say... Billy Bob Thornton and Rosario Dawson. A dash of Ethan Embry. Stir in scenes that resemble ENEMY OF THE STATE, SEVEN, ALIAS and DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE. Oh, and get the writers of TRANSFORMERS and Steven Spielberg to produce it.

Presto! EAGLE EYE!

Check out the second trailer below.

http://movies.yahoo....8/video/8496774
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 06:23 AM

Yes it does look good. I just wander whether they'e able to keep up the entensity.
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 07:13 AM

Am I the only person that thinks Shia LaBeouf is a cunt?

I can't fault any of his performances (Besides swing through the trees with monkeys), But I hate the guy.

Otherwise the movie looks awesome.
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 01:00 PM

I like Shia Lebouf, he's not the actor Leonardo DiCaprio was at his age, but at least I don't want to beat him to death with a salmon.
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 02:36 PM

He was brilliant in I, ROBOT.

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 03:44 PM

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Shia LaBeouf

Stopped reading here.
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 03:48 PM

Abyss;338561 said:

He was brilliant in I, ROBOT.

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He was in I, Robot? I must have blocked it from my memory.
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 03:49 PM

Yeah, he gets his ass handed to him by a robot, then Will Smith steals his motorbike.

Spoilers, by the way.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 03:58 PM

I, ROBOT has a fucking Motorbike in it?!

Thanks Illuyankas, thanks alot.
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 04:05 PM

Sorry, I hadn't realised that not everyone would have seen the DVD cover, or the adverts, yet.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 04:07 PM

Some of us have lives.
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Posted 25 June 2008 - 11:13 PM

This looks good. I am still up in the air about if i want to fish-slap Lebouf or not. I enjoyed Transformers, but had that weird feeling that someday I would end up hating this guy. I'll be decided after I see Indy 4 most likely.
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Posted 26 June 2008 - 12:37 AM

I don't understand the Shia hate. I think he's okay.
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Posted 26 June 2008 - 01:02 AM

I don't have the hate yet, I just see the potential for it. Completely irrational.
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Posted 26 June 2008 - 01:28 AM

I love Shia LaBiffstew. I just need to see him in a truly serious role. Perhaps this film will be it.

Untill then I can say that I loved him in Transformers and Indiana Jones.
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