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Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)

#321 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 09:42 PM

Hey, this looks familiar!
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#322 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 09:47 PM

Plague of dead zombie threads has begun!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#323 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 10:04 PM

This one has age power. Junior will die.
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#324 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 11:38 PM

Junior is dead...Okay..what was the topic?!?!
souls are for wimps
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#325 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 05:19 PM

Things you don't want to hear overr the pilot intercom just before take off
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#326 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 05:27 PM

I ordered steaks, not snakAAAAH MY FACE AGHHRHADVGFHJJHAJVOKFHAJOSGJFVGHJ
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#327 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 05:49 PM

Have I flown before? Nope. But I play a lot of video games, so how different can it be?

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#328 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:29 PM

not letting it run for long, but Illy's is just fantastic :p

illy my good man, scene us!
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#329 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:36 PM

(old school time)

Things you can say about your computer but not your girlfriend.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#330 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:59 PM

I'm definitely due an upgrade

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#331 User is offline   frookenhauer 

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:53 PM

Why the f*ck wont this stupid b1tch do what I've set it up to do?!?!
souls are for wimps
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#332 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 11:20 PM

If I just stick the pen in here...........
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#333 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 11:23 PM

That's not right. Must be something wrong with the wiring. I'll just take a quick looksee inside.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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#334 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 11:27 AM

ah its fine, she's well used to big applications

shes not what she was, full of viruses

shes pretty easy to work you basically just plug and play
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#335 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 11:29 AM

Still liking Mac's first go the best. Have fun.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#336 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 11:31 AM

marvelous.
new scene:

bad excuses for being late for school
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#337 User is offline   beru 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 11:49 AM

we are 8 at home and the clock was put on 7...
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
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#338 User is offline   dktorode 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 11:58 AM

Dog ate my home work....

.....oh wait....
...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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#339 User is offline   beru 

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 11:59 AM

homwork ate my dog... (had to do it)
i want to see this world where T'lan imass kneels
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 12:01 PM

Ate my homework, dawg!! (to do, had it)
...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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