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Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)

#301 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 02:36 AM

"So, Gerald, how did your colonoscopy go last Tuesday?"

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#302 User is offline   Sinisdar Toste 

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 03:06 AM

did i ever tell you about the time i lived with a tribe of cannibals in the amazon?
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

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#303 User is offline   dktorode 

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 08:46 AM

Hmmm...try this liver with some fava beans and shall i get a nice chianti?
...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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#304 User is offline   dktorode 

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 08:47 AM

OR


"excuse me everyone...i need to take a shit!"
...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?
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#305 User is offline   Tapper 

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 09:03 AM

"An extra helping of brown beans for George, please. His flatulence, indigestion and Tourette syndrome will make for a marvellous after dinner entertainment."

or:
"Papa, where's Fluffy?"
"Real close, sweetheart, real close."
Everyone is entitled to his own wrong opinion. - Lizrad
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#306 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 30 September 2008 - 02:06 PM

oooo, tappers second one wins for me, very close to sometihng i was writting yesterday, enough to make me giggle, you're up tap
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 07:32 AM

What would you really not want to hear from your talking parrot.
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 08:42 AM

"What's that, birdseed..... You want me to asphyxiate the human?"
Suck it Errant!


"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."

QUOTE (KeithF @ Jun 30 2009, 09:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It has been proven beyond all reasonable doubt that the most powerful force on Wu is a bunch of messed-up Malazans with Moranth munitions.


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Posted 01 October 2008 - 08:28 PM

"Polly wants an i-pod, Polly wants an i-pod"
"Some men in black suits came around earlier. Man, the one with the baseball bat had some goood crackers"
"Call that shit? I'll show you shit!"
"I am an ex-military parrot. No more of this tesco value shit, or i'll peck your eyes out, soldier!"
"Hello, my name is polly. I'll be your pilot for today. Thank you again for flying with easyjet"

This post has been edited by Grief: 01 October 2008 - 08:30 PM

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#310 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 08:33 PM

"He's out of town he will never know" "OOOWWWWWW AAAHHHHHHH Grunt Grunt"

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 08:37 PM

Double post! BOOOOO :thumbsup:

This scene could be more interesting.

For example: Things you would not want to hear from, your talking parrot, while your girlfriend was in the room. Ah, the possibilites are endless.
Anyhow, on the scene:

"Did you know I served under captain dildolus for some time. Boy did he have some interesting ideas..."
"Hmm, it would seem I have caught the flu. AHTCHOO!"

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 08:38 PM

"Well, if we put it right here, in this spot, he'll never find it, and the feds will never catch us."
Remember, God lets good looking people into Heaven. That said, you're one ugly Bastard.
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#313 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 08:39 PM

Context-at the airport:
"So, why did you put that strange beeping device in the compartment under my cage?"

And some more:

"Dont worry, bird shit for a jelly babies is an easy mistake to make. Oh, you didnt realize?"
"If I told you that I shit in your coffee, how would you respond?"
"Perhaps you do not realize, but your every move is being sent to youtube from a small camera inserted in my eye!"

This post has been edited by Grief: 01 October 2008 - 08:44 PM

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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#314 User is offline   lokiman 

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 08:42 PM

"And Iiiiiiieeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiii, will al-ways lovvvee yoooouuuuuouooouuuuuu!"
Remember, God lets good looking people into Heaven. That said, you're one ugly Bastard.
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#315 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 08:45 PM

Oh I dunno Loki. It could be worse.

"I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar."

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 08:51 PM

"Chapter One. It was an odd-looking vine. Dusky variegated leaves hunkered against a stem that wound in a stranglehold around the smooth trunk of a balsam fir. Sap drooled down the wounded bark, and dry limbs slumped, making it look as if the tree were trying to voice a moan into the cool, damp morning air. Pods stuck out from the vine here and there along its length, almost seeming to look warily about for witnesses..."
QUOTE (amphibian @ Nov 11 2008) <Rake himself was a huge weight inside Draconus and he didn't go in with an army.>
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#317 User is offline   lokiman 

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 08:51 PM

Yeah you're right.
oh well here's another!

"He was a skater boy, she said see yah later boy, he wasn't good enough for herrerrr"
Remember, God lets good looking people into Heaven. That said, you're one ugly Bastard.
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#318 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 09:05 PM

"I threw your Terry Goodkind in the bin"

Disclaimer: I in no way shape or form support terry goodkind. It was intended irronically please dont hurt me...

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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Posted 01 October 2008 - 09:10 PM

"Oh no! It got the doc! CATCH IT!!!!!"
Remember, God lets good looking people into Heaven. That said, you're one ugly Bastard.
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#320 User is offline   Grief 

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Posted 01 October 2008 - 09:11 PM

"What, just cause im a parrot doesnt mean im not allowed to masturbate too you know"

Editted to add:

"I know, im a parrot and you're human, but, well, that certainly didnt stop your sister. So..."

This post has been edited by Grief: 01 October 2008 - 09:33 PM

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful


worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).
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