Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)
#61
Posted 20 June 2008 - 11:31 PM
"When Billy was younger, he'd just sit for hours on end drawing dicks. He couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis."
#62
Posted 21 June 2008 - 12:21 AM
"Oh don't mind me, just smoothing down the deep shag carpet."
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#63
Posted 21 June 2008 - 01:11 AM
"That reminds me of the time I was in the philipines and I woke up in a hotel room with six sailors, a donkey, five chickens, and a taxicab. I was sore for weeks!"
#64
Posted 21 June 2008 - 01:40 AM
Shurque said:
Things you never want to hear your mom tell your friends.
'Yes, I was hoping for a girl, I hope it doesn't show'
'So, a couple weeks ago, I found this penis pump in his room'
'We removed the tail a couple weeks after birth. Doctor cut the wrong side the first time.'
Ok, so rl story:
GF's brother brought home a date to look at movie times. His mom came home (she is a nurse that does sex ed, among other things) and turns to the date and pulls out this large vase/jar thing that is used to store hard pasta before you cook it. It is full of salt. She brandishes it and says to the girl 'Do you know what this is?... This is the amount of sperm released during intercourse.'
He never saw her again.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#65
Posted 21 June 2008 - 04:08 AM
Ok, sorry guys, been driving hither and also yon plus errands (= almost 8 hours combined).
Illy's is good and Obdi's story had me laughing. But Lance has the win.
Illy's is good and Obdi's story had me laughing. But Lance has the win.
"Piss on Hood!" ~Roach
#66
Posted 21 June 2008 - 09:40 AM
Sir Thursday;335336 said:
If I were the one deciding, I'd give that a win...but I'm not.
Thank you, at least someone got the reference:)
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
#68
Posted 23 June 2008 - 02:53 PM
Things overheard in the Doc's waiting room!! - Go!
Let There Be A Way Through The Waters
#69
Posted 23 June 2008 - 02:55 PM
"I don't know how it got so far up in there... I tried pulling but that made the hissing worse!"
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#70
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:00 PM
"so you're saying you sat on it...."
"Ok, just go in there and take of your pants"
"Ok, just go in there and take of your pants"
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#71
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:05 PM
Lancelot;337018 said:
Things overheard in the Doc's waiting room!! - Go!
"...Peanut Butter.... dog.... felt good.... burns."
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#72
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:05 PM
"Nurse, bring in my surgical shotgun."
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#73
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:12 PM
This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#74
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:29 PM
Macros;337044 said:
This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth
That's from scrubs.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
#75
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:36 PM
yes, so was one of my others as well, never said they ha to be original answers

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#76
Posted 23 June 2008 - 03:46 PM
I actually had a million ones I could have used from Scrubs...
Example:
"I sprained my ankle!"
"Check the poo..."
Example:
"I sprained my ankle!"
"Check the poo..."

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#77
Posted 23 June 2008 - 04:58 PM
"You know the phrase everything that happens in vegas stays in vegas? It's not true; you have AIDS".
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#78
Posted 24 June 2008 - 02:22 AM
"Let's get a thermometer up in dis b***h!"
"Ooops, I got the mouth and butt thermometers mixed up, again."
"Ooops, I got the mouth and butt thermometers mixed up, again."
#79
Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:40 PM
"Can we get some kleenex up in this b!tch?"
amidoinitrite?
amidoinitrite?
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant
- Oscar Levant
#80
Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:42 PM
Morgy FTW all yours!!!
Let There Be A Way Through The Waters