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Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)

#41 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 07:13 AM

~to corpse~
Hey there, sexy...
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#42 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 08:04 AM

Bloody coffin cost a fortune and for what? Now they are gonna set fire to it!

(Thx Bottom :()

So you are the sexy widow...rwarrrr
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#43 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 09:03 AM

Okay lets go. Theirs no way he can identify us now

Dammit we arrived to early. Foods not fo an hour
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#44 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 11:53 AM

*opens beer can* What?
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#45 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 11:55 AM

hey, is that rolex? he won't be needing that will he??
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#46 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 11:57 AM

Hey, anyone else hungry?
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#47 User is offline   Lancelot 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 12:25 PM

He's wearing make-up the Ghey!
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#48 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 12:32 PM

You're her mum? May I just say how incredible she was in bed. I mean the things she could do were... hey! Where you going? I got pictures and everything!
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#49 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 02:59 PM

Tiste came close, but Shurque's biatch has this one.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#50 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 03:24 PM

How about - Things not to say to your principal?
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#51 User is offline   Shurque's biatch 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 05:37 PM

Things you never want to hear your mom tell your friends.
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#52 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 05:53 PM

"Hi! Oh, don't look so shocked, I'm just trying some things I read about in Naturists Monthly."
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#53 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 06:00 PM

"Threesome anyone?"
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#54 User is offline   Kurt Montandon 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 06:21 PM

Shurque said:

Things you never want to hear your mom tell your friends.



"No, we're not expecting another baby. Those diapers are for him."
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#55 User is offline   Lancelot 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 06:23 PM

'Yeah, its huge. I used to lift him out the bath with it'
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#56 User is offline   caladanbrood 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 06:25 PM

"You missed a spot over there"
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#57 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 09:15 PM

Billy never had many friends when he was younger, He used to play with himself all day long
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#58 User is offline   Raymond Luxury Yacht 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 09:27 PM

Back door will cost you extra.
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#59 User is offline   Coco with marshmallows 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 09:43 PM

Shurque said:

Things you never want to hear your mom tell your friends.


five bucks each or thirty for the lot of you.
meh. Link was dead :(
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#60 User is offline   Sir Thursday 

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 11:25 PM

caladanbrood+;335164 said:

"You missed a spot over there"


If I were the one deciding, I'd give that a win...but I'm not.

Can't think of a good one at the moment :(.


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