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Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)

#81 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:56 PM

I was thinkgin morgy too, I actually burst out laughing when I read it.
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#82 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:57 PM

I won! I am funny! woho

all right

Lines on a tombstone
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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#83 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:58 PM

"buried upside down so the world can kiss his ass"
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#84 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:59 PM

Husband of 40 years. Won one argument.

This is it.
Monster Hunter World Iceborne: It's like hunting monsters, but on crack, but the monsters are also on crack.
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#85 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 10:08 PM

I Blame Brood.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#86 User is offline   Lancelot 

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 10:12 PM

I told you i was ill ~ Spike milligan...Genius.:D
Let There Be A Way Through The Waters
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#87 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 10:21 PM

T









damned minimum 4 char limit
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#88 User is offline   paladin 

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 10:23 PM

Pepperoni and Sausage
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#89 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 10:41 PM

Fair warning, Tiste - it's mined.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#90 User is offline   Cause 

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 11:01 PM

the defense rests
-lawyers tombstone

Going
going
gone
-Auctioneer

Filling his last cavity
-Dentist

He still has the option to be born again
-Christian

All dressed up and no where to go
-Athiest
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#91 User is offline   Lost Marine 

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 11:47 PM

The car didn't brake for him.
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#92 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 12:06 AM

Tragic fireworks accident- double fatality.

"I'm with stupid. ----->" "<-----No, I'm with stupid."
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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#93 User is offline   Shurque's biatch 

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 12:18 AM

Burried an extra 6 feet below everyone else, because deep down lawyers are very nice people...
"Piss on Hood!" ~Roach
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#94 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 12:21 AM

Here is the final resting place of one shot McGraw
He had no children
He had no wife
He fired one round
Missed
And was stabbed
by a hobo
with a knife

RIP
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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#95 User is offline   Sinisdar Toste 

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 05:02 AM

wow bent with the sweeping victory on that one methinks
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant
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#96 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 10:07 PM

Illuyankas;338230 said:

Fair warning, Tiste - it's mined.

I hate, JUST HATE, those booby trapped graves... Posted Image
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#97 User is offline   Morgoth 

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 01:25 AM

The cattledog wins. Wosrhips hm for he is god
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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#98 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 27 June 2008 - 05:39 PM

WHERE IS THE NEW TOPIC, BENTMAN

YOU SAID THERE WOUD BE A NEW TOPIC

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#99 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 01:49 PM

Sorry Mafia stole me away


Things that you will never here the pope say! GO!
THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!
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#100 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 02 July 2008 - 02:09 PM

"Who likes short shorts!? WE LIKE SHORT SHORTS!!"
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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