[D'rek]

"So, Gerald, how did your colonoscopy go last Tuesday?"

[Sinisdar Toste]

did i ever tell you about the time i lived with a tribe of cannibals in the amazon?

[dktorode]

Hmmm...try this liver with some fava beans and shall i get a nice chianti?

[dktorode]

OR


"excuse me everyone...i need to take a shit!"

[Tapper]

"An extra helping of brown beans for George, please. His flatulence, indigestion and Tourette syndrome will make for a marvellous after dinner entertainment."

or:
"Papa, where's Fluffy?"
"Real close, sweetheart, real close."

[Macros]

oooo, tappers second one wins for me, very close to sometihng i was writting yesterday, enough to make me giggle, you're up tap

[Tapper]

What would you really not want to hear from your talking parrot.

[Ain't_It_Just_]

"What's that, birdseed..... You want me to asphyxiate the human?"

[Grief]

"Polly wants an i-pod, Polly wants an i-pod"
"Some men in black suits came around earlier. Man, the one with the baseball bat had some goood crackers"
"Call that shit? I'll show you shit!"
"I am an ex-military parrot. No more of this tesco value shit, or i'll peck your eyes out, soldier!"
"Hello, my name is polly. I'll be your pilot for today. Thank you again for flying with easyjet"

This post has been edited by Grief: 01 October 2008 - 08:30 PM

[bubba]

"He's out of town he will never know" "OOOWWWWWW AAAHHHHHHH Grunt Grunt"

[Grief]

Double post! BOOOOO

This scene could be more interesting.

For example: Things you would not want to hear from, your talking parrot, while your girlfriend was in the room. Ah, the possibilites are endless.
Anyhow, on the scene:

"Did you know I served under captain dildolus for some time. Boy did he have some interesting ideas..."
"Hmm, it would seem I have caught the flu. AHTCHOO!"

[lokiman]

"Well, if we put it right here, in this spot, he'll never find it, and the feds will never catch us."

[Grief]

Context-at the airport:
"So, why did you put that strange beeping device in the compartment under my cage?"

And some more:

"Dont worry, bird shit for a jelly babies is an easy mistake to make. Oh, you didnt realize?"
"If I told you that I shit in your coffee, how would you respond?"
"Perhaps you do not realize, but your every move is being sent to youtube from a small camera inserted in my eye!"

This post has been edited by Grief: 01 October 2008 - 08:44 PM

[lokiman]

"And Iiiiiiieeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiii, will al-ways lovvvee yoooouuuuuouooouuuuuu!"

[Grief]

Oh I dunno Loki. It could be worse.

"I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar."

[eekwibble]

"Chapter One. It was an odd-looking vine. Dusky variegated leaves hunkered against a stem that wound in a stranglehold around the smooth trunk of a balsam fir. Sap drooled down the wounded bark, and dry limbs slumped, making it look as if the tree were trying to voice a moan into the cool, damp morning air. Pods stuck out from the vine here and there along its length, almost seeming to look warily about for witnesses..."

[lokiman]

Yeah you're right.
oh well here's another!

"He was a skater boy, she said see yah later boy, he wasn't good enough for herrerrr"

[Grief]

"I threw your Terry Goodkind in the bin"

Disclaimer: I in no way shape or form support terry goodkind. It was intended irronically please dont hurt me...

[lokiman]

"Oh no! It got the doc! CATCH IT!!!!!"

[Grief]

"What, just cause im a parrot doesnt mean im not allowed to masturbate too you know"

Editted to add:

"I know, im a parrot and you're human, but, well, that certainly didnt stop your sister. So..."

This post has been edited by Grief: 01 October 2008 - 09:33 PM