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God's we'd like to see

#1 Mr.Warren

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 04:31 AM

Unsure at which forum to post this topic, mind you its a just for funs one
I actually got the idea for this from someones sig with something about and elder god who's aspect was toast [pissed self laughing when i read it]

Now i'm reminded of Eddie Izzard and his "Jeff the god of biscuits" thing

any way a god of biscuits would be a thing, bob the god of hair-doo's
we had an obscure goddess of olive-oil in one of the books

a god of weapon-smithing would be a thing - working for them war gods and all

let the wild ideas flow I say, be as silly as you want!

#2 Mr.Warren

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 04:44 AM

Adjutant Stormy inspired me yet again with a funny
Imagine fiddler does become a god
so there would be a high priest of fiddling....? ha ha ha

#3 Fiddler

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 05:30 AM

Depending on who ya ask I just might be a god, of procrastination!
Seriously, I'd like to see a god of clerks, typists and beareaucrats! His name would be Jon, Bob, or Steve, depending on which aspect of him you contacted Manager, Coworker or that gay guy who works down the hall!

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 08:14 AM

The Mods don't like us starting threads in the FAQ section. You should have posted this in the TTH forum instead.

That said, I'd love a goddess of love and a god of drink.

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 01:06 PM

Aphrodite and Dionysus? You should've been an ancient Grecian Apt. They were quite popular as far as ancient Greek gods go (gotta love the ancient party people). :cool:

I'd go for a god aspected to lasagne and/or chicken fajitas. And no, I'm not a fat bastard, I just love them.

Or maybe a single god for everything who sends his mortal son to die at the hands of those who should be worshipping him... nah... it'd never work!

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#6 Tarcil

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 03:38 PM

How about a god of fantasy.
I can just see us all praying for an early release. Oh right we do that already...

An obvious one would be the Twin Mayhem: gods of fuck-ups, destroyers of civilisations( tehol as high priest) and things that go Boom and Crash. Candidates are obvious: Hedge and Fid.

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 06:17 PM

A god of historians. (There seem to be so many of them around.) Probably has books and libraries as well.

A goddess of ships. We all know ships are female. Oh, and of pirates!

A god of cobblers, just because. That's people who make shoes, not pies. Although a god of pies... Why not?

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Posted 17 June 2008 - 09:54 PM

i'd like to see a god of mules, cuz we all know he's the one running the show around here

a goddess of otataral:eek: if there's an otataral dragon, why not?

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#9 Mr.Warren

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Posted 18 June 2008 - 04:01 AM

A god of faeces, ....... nah wouldn't be good for shit......... or would it.....?

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 06:34 AM

God of Bhok'arala? Oh right, Pust...

A god of munitions- Boomer the Obliterator.

#11 Tarcil

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 10:14 AM

how dare you!!

there is only one Lord of the munitions, and He does not share power (Paraphrase Gandalf)

Fiddler, lord of the Rings... oh, right of the munitions

You can say Hedge, but if I was a sapper I would choose Fid, hedge is to dangerous, remember he was always throwing them to short.

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Posted 19 June 2008 - 11:30 AM

Tarcil;333922 said:

how dare you!!

there is only one Lord of the munitions, and He does not share power (Paraphrase Gandalf)

Fiddler, lord of the Rings... oh, right of the munitions

You can say Hedge, but if I was a sapper I would choose Fid, hedge is to dangerous, remember he was always throwing them to short.

Ah, of course. Forgive me.

Yet another. Hazy, god of rustleaf and durhang.

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 12:13 AM

I just want to know who the hell Grizzin Farl was or is.....just because of the obtuse references peppered through a few of the books...oh SE is great at baiting us...

Other Gods I'd like to see?

A God of Munitions

#14 VampireGoat

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 10:02 AM

I demand a god of bakery products and fried chicken!!

truth be told I just want the glossaries to include in the ascendant list a 'Mr Kippling' and 'The Colonel'

#15 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 20 June 2008 - 11:46 PM

Xander;334546 said:

A God of Munitions :mad:

Where have....."sighs"...you been....

A god of the odhan sounds cool.

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