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I watched Sex and the City - The Movie

#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 15 June 2008 - 05:45 PM

... and I cried a little.

That was one touching movie. Especially the penis scene.

Anyone else seen it yet?
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 06:06 PM

Well, lass, penises and such... you shouldn't be too worried about your lack of one.

Ain't you just a penisless wonder....
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 06:37 PM

Thankfully, my wife never got into that show, so no movie for me.
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 08:00 PM

Aptorian;331009 said:

... and I cried a little.

That was one touching movie. Especially the penis scene.

Anyone else seen it yet?


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Posted 15 June 2008 - 08:05 PM

Spoiler

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Posted 15 June 2008 - 08:08 PM

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Posted 15 June 2008 - 08:09 PM

I sometimes feel like I am the only woman in the western world who just does NOT get that programme. So I can safely say I will not be seeing it any time soon.

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Posted 15 June 2008 - 08:11 PM

Apt... why? Just why?

I'm honestly intruiged by why...
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 08:14 PM

Did you run out of booze Apt?

Are you with someone and just too ashamed to admit she has the power to control you?!??!?!?
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 08:36 PM

I think it's my lust for Sarah Jessica Parker that makes me watch it. Allthough woman from Big Trouble in Little China is also hot... in that slutty sort of way.
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 08:37 PM

The brunette is the only hot one IMO.
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 08:39 PM

Brunette? is that the one that's a virgin for most of the series? The reserved princess type girl?
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 08:40 PM

Aptorian;331104 said:

Brunette? is that the one that's a virgin for most of the series? The reserved princess type girl?


I wouldn't know....

She's the only brunette if that helps ;)

Not the dirty old whore, not the red head that looks like a vampire, and not the main chick who is clearly anorexic.
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 08:44 PM

Aptorian;331099 said:

I think it's my lust for Sarah Jessica Parker that makes me watch it. Allthough woman from Big Trouble in Little China is also hot... in that slutty sort of way.


Ummm, Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot....But I agree with the chick from Big Trouble, had a crush on her since that movie came out, I was like 7 or something.
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 08:55 PM

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dirty old whore

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She's the sexiest person over 45 ever! Let me just go see IMDB for a sec...



...oh wow. She, at 52, is two years younger than my parents. That's really kind of creepy.













I'd still hit that, though.
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 09:08 PM

Illy there's a naked Kim Catrall with sushi all over her body scene in the movie...

Go now, before it's too late.
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 09:10 PM

I think this thread may have turned ugly now.....
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 10:40 PM

As ugly as Sarah Jessica Parker?
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 11:20 PM

Horsey Face, Ostrich Neck, and Past-Her-Prime-Skank form a triumverate of ugly. The brunette becomes ugly by association.

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Posted 16 June 2008 - 12:58 AM

Ewww.
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