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Create your Perfect Band!

#1 User is online   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 13 June 2008 - 03:30 PM

This is how it works: Choose your favourite musicians from around the place and put them in a band. Simple, eh? The only other rule is that you are only allowed to use a band member from each band once, and only use a band once (so don't use the guitarist and bassist from the same band etc.) It should be interesting to work out what these bands would sound like. Feel free to add elements of a band (lead rapper or whatever. :))

Lead/Clean vocals: Niko Knappe (Dark Suns)
Screamed/Death Vocals: Dan Swano (Edge of Sanity/Bloodbath/Dan Swano)
Rhythm Guitars/BGV's: Mikael Akerfeldt (Opeth)
Lead/Solo Guitars: Jeff Loomis (Nevermore)
Additional Guitar Work: Fredrik Thordenthal (Meshuggah)
Drums: Stef Broks (Textures)
Concepts/Songwriting/Overall Band Ethos: Devin Townsend (Devin Townsend Band/Strapping Young Lad) and Vurtox (Disillusion)

Oh yeah, this band would rule. :p
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Posted 13 June 2008 - 10:03 PM

this is cool ok here we go,
rob halford of judas priest, lead vocals
al pitrelli of trans siberian orchestra , lead guitar
jon schaffer of iced earth, rhythm guitar
steve harris of iron maiden, bass guitar
jordan rudess of dream theater, keyboards
lars ulrich of metallica, drums
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 06:26 AM

Are dead musicians allowed?
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 07:11 AM

Perfect band?

Scary Spice
Posh Spice
Mel B
Mel C
Red Spice?
And some kind of machine on the backstage making music

Apt, what?
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 07:13 AM

Who the hell is Red Spice??
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 07:16 AM

Vocals: Maynard James Keenan
Lead Guitar: Jimmy Hendrix
Bass: Flea
Rhythm Guitar: Tom Morello
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 07:27 AM

caladanbrood+;330182 said:

Who the hell is Red Spice??


I can't remember her name...

Scarlet spice? Pink spice? Fat spice?

EDIT: Oh yeah, Ginger Spice!
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 07:30 AM

What about Old Spice? :)
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 07:35 AM

Posted Image

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=Yg6bZSM48vU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af1OxkFOK18...feature=related
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 07:48 AM

Which one got impregnated by Eddie Murphy?
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 07:52 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht;330208 said:

Which one got impregnated by Eddie Murphy?


You mean besides your mom?

Um.... Slutty Spice I believe. :cool:
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 07:56 AM

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You mean besides your mom?

Um.... Slutty Spice I believe. :cool:


:lachen70::)
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 07:58 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht;330215 said:

:lachen70::)


*bows*

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Posted 14 June 2008 - 08:23 AM

It was Mel B... Brown spice.
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 08:24 AM

oooo....she's the one you really want to slam but you'd totally feel dirty about it later. Yet after reviewing the tapes, you'll still look in the mirror and say "Yeah....totally worth it"
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Posted 14 June 2008 - 09:40 AM

I love the direction this thread has already taken. :)
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 01:20 AM

Back on topic meatbags:

Lead Guitar -Robert Johnson
Guitar & Vox - Joe Strummer
Bass & Vox - me
Keys - Ludwig Van Beethoven
Violin/Dacing/Whoring - Niccolo Paganini
Horn/wind Section- Louis Armstrong, Dizzy Gillespie & Acker Bilk
Drums -Animal (muppets)
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Posted 15 June 2008 - 06:04 PM

Cougar;330683 said:

Drums -Animal (muppets)

Genius. ;)
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Posted 16 June 2008 - 03:18 AM

Jimi Hendrix - Lead Guitar
James Hetfield - Rhythm Guitar (Yeah it's metallica, but damn he's good at what he does)
John Bonham - Drums
Jaco Pastorius - Bass(Jazz bassist from wayback)
Jack Black on vocals/songwriting (I hate some of his movies, but damn wouldn't this be cool?)
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