were an indoor team currently competing for the wooden spoon in the bottom league

(go go Bayern Munken! - dont ask

)
that said we never have a full fit squad,
1: we have two lads out at the moment with fractured kneecaps! i cant even begin to think how much that would hurt
2: ive got dodgy hands (and a broken finger at the moment)
3: another lad is just broken (we call him the £6.34 man! we can rebuild him! we have the technology)
4: my best mate's knee's ligaments are playing up
5: were unfit
6: we only just realised we supposed to score at the other end
yeah... maybe we should just quit

if it wasnt so much damn fun!