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The Big Lebowski

#1 Cain

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 05:55 PM

"Shut the Fuck up Donnie."

With the re-emergence of Jeff Bridges in Iron Man, I just would like to point you to one of the funniest movies of all time.

Have fun.

#2 Illuyankas

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 06:13 PM

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, Iron Man.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#3 paladin

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 06:16 PM

it is one of my all time faves and it seems that goodman is egging bridges to go to lebowskifest(or whatever) this year too

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 06:59 PM

This movie is great. Pure gold.

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#5 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 10:43 PM

Someone gave it to me today, I look forward to watching it.

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 11:07 PM

Tiste Simeon;313430 said:

Someone gave it to me today, I look forward to watching it.

You will. I remember the first time I watched that movie, I was smoked like a Christmas ham and couldn't stop laughing.

Enjoy Tiste

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#7 Sparkimus

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 11:29 PM

8 year olds dude.

QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 11:37 PM

Mark it Seven Donnie.

God this makes me want to get high and watch the movie tonight...not the most productive way to spend an evening...but since I have to get up at 5am tomorrow...maybe not a bad idea

How did this movie do in the theatres? It's been so long I can't remember.

#9 Sparkimus

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 11:50 PM

It was pretty under the radar, it wasn't until a couple years after the release that it became a bit of a 'cult hit' among the stoners. It's been getting more recognized ever since.

I actually went to a theater showing a few weeks ago in this little run down place. It was pretty cool to see it on the big screen, and half the people there were dressed like Walter and the Dude....and $1 White Russians

Definitely in my top 5 movies of all time.

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#10 Slum

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Posted 21 May 2008 - 11:55 PM

Where are these movie theaters that serve booze? I must needs have one in walking distance of any and all future dwellings.

My buddies and I watched the shit out of this movie for like a year straight...I haven't seen it in a while though.

#11 Sparkimus

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 12:26 AM

Every IMAX theater around here serves booze, this place was a run down dump of a theater that is mostly used for nostalgia purposes, and I think they do some live plays or some such shit... We just went to go check out the Dude.

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#12 Slum

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 12:38 AM

Oh dear...IMAX and boozeahol? That might give me the spins. Nowhere around here can you get drinks at the movies.

I saw a Harry Potter movie at an IMAX, stoned out of my gourd. It was freakin' awesome.

#13 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 11:11 AM

Me and my friend bring hip flasks to the cinema.

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We all Scream
For I Scream.

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 11:44 AM

Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click".

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#15 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 11:57 AM

Methinks I shall watch it this afternoon.

Just need to pop down the shops for something and then I shall come home and watch it.

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We all Scream
For I Scream.

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 12:58 PM

The only way to watch the Big Lebowski is as follows:

Get home:

Get stoned, order Dominos Pizza.

Put on Lebowski

Drink Bottle of Beer, Eat Pizza

More Beer, More spliff

Laugh till sore

More beer & herb

Spend rest of the evening quoting Lebowski with friends

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#17 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 01:27 PM

Well I have beer, but unfortunately no pizza or drugs.

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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#18 Cougar

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 01:41 PM

sniff glue? Pizza is easy enough to come by.

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#19 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 01:56 PM

Good news everyone!

I found some pizza in my freezer, and I think it is actually mine.

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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

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Posted 22 May 2008 - 11:03 PM

don't worry about the weed tiste, it's funnier if you actually get all the jokes...

although it's funnier still if when he tries to flick his roach out of a closed window you go "i hate when that happens!"