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#21 Tif the Barber Boy

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 03:40 PM

Lost Marine;299534 said:

For some reason the only person I can see playing Kruppe is Johnny Depp, I know he'd have to shrink in height and gain a lot of weight but whenever I think of Kruppe's mannerisms I think Depp.

I was thinking of Wallace Shawn from the Princess Bride. Inconceivable!

#22 QuickTidal

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 07:07 PM

Dudes.....only one person can play Shadowthrone.......effing Gary Oldman! I have always pictured Oldman as ST when I read the books.

...and for some reason I picture Jason Statham as Dancer....dunno why.

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#23 Optimus Prime

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 08:31 PM

I know he's been in the LOTR movies, but

Vigo Mortenson as WJ

And what about Bill Cosby as Kalam!?!?

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#24 Aptorian

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 08:37 PM

Goo goo kachoo indeed

#25 Optimus Prime

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 08:41 PM

Can't you imagine a robust Bill Cosby sticking knives in baddies while telling them to reject the "gangsta rap" lifestyle?! Bad ass and inspirational!

#26 Darkwatch

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 09:54 PM

I maintain that Bruce Campbell must be somewhere in the movie.

Christopher Judge (Teal'c) could play Kalam.

Clive Owen as Fiddler.

Bob Gunton as Neth'Para (If we're also talking DG)

Sam Neil as the CG, simply because that guy creeps me the hell out when he wants to.

If Rip Torn were taller and in shape I'd suggest him as WhiskeyJack.

Ray Stevenson must also be in this movie.

Though I do not want to see Russel Crowe in any of these movies. His face is far to vacant to me.

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#27 caladanbrood

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:03 PM

Rip Torn at WJ would be a thousand shades of awesome :cool:

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:08 PM

What the bloody hell?! I just looked up Rip Torn... How could that guy possily play WJ? The guy is old and fat. WHile WJ was old, he wasn't that old and that broken down.

You'd want some actor in his fifties, greying and wrinkled, but not in a poor physical condition. The guy needs to look like he could ride all day wearing chain armor and still be able to swing a sword.

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:12 PM

@ Apt

Darkwatch;299753 said:

If Rip Torn were taller and in shape I'd suggest him as WhiskeyJack.

RodeoRanch said:

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#30 caladanbrood

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:13 PM

Blind blind blind...

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#31 Aptorian

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:14 PM

I just saw Broods post. I blame brood. Also I didn't know we were talking hasbeens...

#32 caladanbrood

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:16 PM

Lazy lazy lazy:D

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#33 Aptorian

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:19 PM

[noparse]NO U![/noparse]

#34 caladanbrood

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Posted 03 May 2008 - 10:25 PM

Illiterate illiterate illiterate.

What?

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#35 Optimus Prime

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 07:40 PM

Robert Duvall could be a good Dujek. He's short and older...plus a great actor.

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 07:51 PM

Dancer as Dancer?

#37 Optimus Prime

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 08:02 PM

Dancer;300246 said:

Dancer as Dancer?

Only if Xander can play Tehol

#38 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 08:06 PM

Thelomen Toblerone as a chocolatey Karsa?

#39 Aptorian

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 08:06 PM

After having just seen Iron Man, I would nominate Jeff Bridges for Whiskeyjack.. or Dujek.

#40 Optimus Prime

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