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Kurt v Bruce

#21 cerveza_fiesta

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Posted 05 May 2008 - 07:17 PM

wtf how is this a contest?

bruce

for teh win

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#22 Macros

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Posted 06 May 2008 - 08:54 PM

watching Die Hard at the minute and I confess to regretting my decission.
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#23 Zanth13

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 04:06 AM

Bruce Willis would win for sure,

are you people crazy

John Mclane has wooped ass in 4 different movies.

In the last boy scout he killed a guy with a head butt... while asking for cigs.

He got shot a million times in Sin City and didnt die...

He beat up Sam L. Jackson in unbreakable

He took over some spanish country in Tears of the Sun.

He Killed a fucking rock the size of Texas

He defeated space Aliens and other wierdos in the 5th Element...

Bruce Willis is made of Win

Kurt is allright but wouldnt last half a movie with Mclane or any other Bruce character.

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#24 Optimus Prime

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 04:11 AM

Team Bruce all the way...I mean...John McClaine by himself would win this matchup!

#25 Aptorian

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 06:31 AM

You also have to remember Bruce Willis killed Osama Bin Laden in Planet Terror. Then he tried to kill a lot of people, but you get my drift.

#26 Dr Trouble

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 11:43 AM

Zanth13;302144 said:

Yeah, But can he play hoops like Plissken?

#27 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 10:39 PM

Good to see that Bruce is winning. He defeated the gimp, and must deserve kudos for that...

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#28 Optimus Prime

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 10:44 PM

I mean the guy used a fire hose as a FUCKING BUNGEE CORD!!!!

Come on people, go back in time and change those votes...

#29 Mentalist

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 10:56 PM

Bruce
hands down

Corben Dallas FTW!!!!!!

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#30 The Tyrant Lizard

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Posted 09 May 2008 - 10:01 AM

"Yippy Kai Yea motherfucker" doesnt have the same casual flippancy as "its all in the reflexes" which is a point to Kurt for me.

However, I reckon Jack Burton would have jumped right on Zed's bike - its not a bike baby it's a chopper - Zed's chopper and left poor old Marcelles Wallace to the 'yeeehars' of cop/bummer/hillbilly and friends.

Bruce is back in it.

I want to die the way my dad died, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.