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'Trump called protesters in Portland "anarchists" who "hate our country," adding that the situation is "worse than Afghanistan."'

https://www.usnews.c...ad-condemnation

'Trump announces "surge" of federal officers into Democratic-run cities'

https://www.theguard...e-surge-chicago

'Trump's Paramilitary Units Trained at the Border for the Assaults on Portland Moms'
https://slate.com/ne...s-attacked.html

'If it seems far-fetched to think that wearing white is a strategy, consider this: Ivanka has worn white in every single public appearance since the start of June, around the time lockdown was eased and the Trumps returned in earnest to their political duties. [...] she has conjured up an image of blowdried, country club, moneyed power. It represents the sort of privilege that has enabled people like her to move through the ranks – without qualification, without getting dirty and, of course, without catching the virus.'

https://www.theguard...ance-since-june

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 23 July 2020 - 01:23 AM

'Why Can't Donald Trump Laugh?

[... Mary Trump:] What that says to me, because my grandfather also didn't laugh, is that laughing is to make yourself vulnerable, it's to let down your guard in some way, it's to lose a little bit of control. And that can't happen. That is not allowed to happen. So, no, I don't believe he's happy. Unfortunately, I don't believe he's capable of being happy, because it wasn't something to aspire to in my family.

Your father took great pleasure in life. I keep thinking of this prank where he had a friend hijack a hearse and one of them gets in a coffin. [...]

I found your book unspeakably bleak. The thing that brought me to serotonin zero was your observation that the Trumps' signature dish is iceberg lettuce and mashed potatoes. Tell me about the aesthetic of the family.

I think it stemmed, first of all, from the fact that my grandmother was from this tiny village on a tiny island off the northwest coast of Scotland, and she was an awful cook. We had rice out of a box, which is fine, but she still couldn't cook it properly. And Russian dressing, hysterically enough, was a really big thing. It was the Russian dressing that's basically mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish mixed together. Part of it is that my grandfather didn't really care. He was a man of very basic appetites."'

https://slate.com/ne...C6qbxY5u_-kS2JQ

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 23 July 2020 - 08:41 PM

person - woman - man - camera - tv

'[...] Using a verified Twitter account with more than 230,000 followers and a hugely popular podcast, Gelati, who goes by the alias "Tommy G" online, has whipped up QAnon conspiracy theory mobs against celebrities like Chrissy Teigen and companies like online furniture store Wayfair. He promises that prominent figures in the Democratic Party and Hollywood will soon be arrested in a wave of that mass detention QAnon believers call "The Storm."

He's claimed that top celebrities torture children for "adrenochrome," a substance conspiracy theorists believe contains magical life-giving powers. After Tom Hanks contracted the coronavirus, Gelati began speculating that Hanks's recent haircut proved that he was secretly hosting Saturday Night Live from prison.

But what's less clear to his audience is that Gelati himself served nearly two years in a federal prison after engineering a sensational bank robbery with a crew dubbed the "College Boy Robbers." Now, his online rise highlights how anyone can reinvent themselves and find success in an era where conspiracy theories run rampant.

Gelati didn't respond to requests for comment. But in a Twitter video posted after this article was published, he acknowledged his bank robbery conviction and vowed to "shut down" The Daily Beast.'

https://www.thedaily...obbery?ref=home

'Biden Calls Trump the First "Racist" U.S. President

[...] Just last month, Princeton University said it would President Woodrow Wilson's name from its public policy school and a residential college due to his racist views and actions like re-segregating federal employees."

https://www.thedaily...sident?ref=home

'Biden last year faced criticism from his Democratic primary opponents when he spoke favorably of his ability to work with segregationist senators, and he once had to apologize for calling Barack Obama "the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.""

https://www.washingt...9093_story.html

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 24 July 2020 - 08:02 PM

'Trump mocks Portland mayor who was gassed by federal troops: "they knocked the hell out of him"

President Trump called Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler "pathetic" after the Oregon politician was gassed by federal troops while standing among protesters outside a courthouse.

"He made a fool out of himself. He wanted to be among the people, so he went into the crowd and they knocked the hell out of him," Trump said during a prime-time performance with Sean Hannity on Fox News Thursday. "That was the end of him. So that was pretty pathetic."'




https://www.nydailyn...1QprD_fgdg-rkio

'Feminist News

You want to see something pitiful. Trump is so petty he was outraged that Dr. Fauci was invited for the opening pitch at the Washington Nationals vs Yankees game. So Trump went to the White House lawn and had Secret Service--not pitch--but lob a few underhand tosses. Look at this tough guy's face...absolutely terrified'

https://www.facebook...?type=3

'BIDEN 2020

He won't tear-gas your mom'

https://www.facebook.com/groups/StephanieMillerHappyHourClub/permalink/3205599826170773/?__xts__[0]=68.ARB7hVARqoro4ECg6ohV5yOl_vvaA4Q7uiXsXcKUuNLR6ekFiXUec09ZCPLaT_LZK_CpP6_cS8c1FSTa2F4mayQgKqhaYbMsgddTWjRIDLQL2Tv_Qh1h1AVyLOG6CJ6CuhMhhui9Odq6d1_j-8EePvy-8UHWu-pleR6bGWMUreRG8k0n3_9d5gyAS-xBID6xerBYHZ7p-Haw6P-fS32Lr46tkpSTWoFZ4H4LT02-CylF3hZHaVgmW6rllvY5XRwaRbC211bz-bZJAVVwticSeiRwe4N76tqZ1wniSNo5tzNe2HNGY67gKQ&__tn__=CH-R




'Outraged Walmart Shoppers Confront White Couple Seen Wearing Matching Nazi Swastika Masks'

[thankfully not a plan to locate 'Antifa' to jail/murder]



'“If you vote for Biden, you are going to be in Nazi Germany,” she says. “That’s what it is going to be like.”'

https://thegailygrin...wsM5yq17JBOREWQ

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 26 July 2020 - 09:14 PM

'Klan Member Threatens Protesters And Says They Won't Figure Out Who He Is—And He's Identified In Seconds

[...] People identified him within literal seconds.

Rummel uploaded video of the encounter to her TikTok account.

[...] "Rodney's demeanor changed real quick."

[...] "Those shoulders went from up and proud to slumped and depressed as if saying his name aloud magically hurt him. His body language told that story."

[...] "Rodney has since lost his job as a bartender at a casino"'

https://percolately....junG56dPHQei-kc



'Florida politician KW Miller says Beyonce is not black'

https://www.miamiher...e244021727.html

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 27 July 2020 - 11:21 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, now cumming to the stage, from the lowest, darkest chamber of Beelzebub's testicles, by way of Bergen, Norway. The worst black metal band ever conceived . . . Demon Sperm! MUUUHHHHHRRRRAAAAAARRRR!

'Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube removed a viral video of the event which had garnered millions of views after President Trump and others retweeted the clip. [...] The video featuring the eccentric Dr. Stella Immanuel, who claimed that the controversial anti-malaria drug hydroxychloroquine was a "cure" for COVID-19 and that masks aren't necessary, was pulled from the platforms for sharing misinformation about the disease. Twitter also briefly locked the Twitter account of the president's son, Donald Trump Jr., when he tweeted the video and called it a "must watch!!!"

[...] Immanuel has claimed in the past that some gynecological ailments are caused by people having sex in a dream-world with demons, with the demonic semen as the origins of the afflictions.

Immanuel has also claimed that doctors used alien DNA in medical treatments, and that lizard-like "reptilian" aliens are involved in the United States government. She thanked The Daily Beast on Tuesday for "summarizing" her work. "The Daily Beast did a great job summarizing our deliverance ministry and exposing incubus and succubus. Thank you daily beast. If you need deliverance from these spirits. Contact us," she tweeted.

But she has refused to provide proof of her claim that she's cured hundreds of COVID-19 patients with hydroxychloroquine.'

https://www.thedaily...covid-19-battle

'According to a Public Policy Polling survey, around 12 million people in the US believe that interstellar lizards in people suits rule our country. We imported that particular belief from across the pond, where professional conspiracy theorist David Icke has long maintained that the Queen of England is a blood-drinking, shape-shifting alien.'

(That was back in 2016....)

https://www.theguard...liven-bundy-jfk

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 29 July 2020 - 08:08 PM

I had to have a talk with my mom after she shared that fucking video....3...fucking.....times.

"I just think people should hear different opinions". Its not a fucking opinion if its false. I told her the next time i send me kids to her house I'd tell them its ok to lie to grandma, and if she gets mad just tell her you're not lying, its just a different opinion.


I swear to god Fox News is rotting her fucking brain.

But she's an amazing woman and i love her.

Fuck.

https://twitter.com/...560786411929600

'Fox News Ratings "Collapsed" During John Lewis Funeral

Fox News' daytime ratings "fell off a cliff" on Thursday when the network started broadcasting the funeral for congressman and civil-rights icon John Lewis'

https://www.thedaily...uneral?ref=home

'Facebook Refuses to Pull Another Fake Pelosi Slurring Video

Facebook is refusing to take down a video of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi that has been doctored to make her appear to be drunk. It's the second time a Pelosi video has gone viral on the platform after being slowed down to make it seem like the California Democrat is slurring her words. Like last time, instead of removing it, Facebook has instead decided to add a disclaimer to the video calling it "partly false." The video was shared with the caption: "This is unbelievable, she is blowed out of her mind, I bet this gets took down!" [...] All of the top commenters appear to take the video at face value.'

https://www.thedaily...urring?ref=home

'Tata, President Trump's anti-Muslim pick to be undersecretary of defense for policy at the Pentagon, has been handed a policy role at the Defense Department days after the Republican-led Senate abruptly canceled his confirmation hearing. [...] he called former President Barack Obama a "terrorist leader," spread the false claim that Muslims are terrorists, and called a Black congresswoman, Maxine Waters, a "vicious race-baiting racist" for supporting Rodney King, a victim of police violence.'

https://www.thedaily...ngress?ref=home

'Trump's New Adviser Thinks He Hasn't Been "Fascist" Enough

[...] "I could have used a tad bit more of a fascist Trump."

[...] declaring that [...] George Soros is manipulating the Black Lives Matter movement to achieve the "nullification of America;" saying that the "propensity of Black people in this country to commit violent crime" meant that white criminals are actually the victims of police violence; and dismissing concerns about schoolchildren spreading the novel coronavirus to elderly relatives by saying that "grandma can stay somewhere else."'

https://www.thedaily...enough?ref=home

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 03 August 2020 - 04:16 PM

'Old Video Of Trump Threatening To Vote By Mail After Having Trouble With Voting Machines Hasn't Aged Well'




https://www.comicsan...MmiPSL7xkOI4fjM

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 03 August 2020 - 04:47 PM

'Trump Says Biden Is "Against the Bible"

[...] TRUMP: One of the polls said, "Trump is leading by one in Texas." Okay, I'm in favor of oil and gas, I'm in favor of the Bible, I'm in favor of the Second Amendment, right? Biden's against all these things. He's against oil and gas, he's against the Bible — essentially against religion, but against the Bible — and he's against the Second Amendment.

[GERALDO] RIVERA: That may be a little harsh, him being against the Bible …

TRUMP: Well, the people that control him totally are …

Then the two of them wandered off into attacks on Biden as an "empty suit" and discussed "shy Trump voters" and other Trumpian memes.

[...] In Ohio remarks just now, Trump says Biden will "hurt the Bible, hurt God."'

https://nymag.com/in...-the-bible.html

'Gov. DeWine was planning to be there to greet President Trump upon his arrival, but he left to return home after testing positive.

Trump also took a moment to address the COVID-19 pandemic as a whole.

"We're very proud of what we've done," he said. "We've built the greatest economy in the history of the world, better than any other nation by far. Then the plague was released by China. Whether it was incompetent or other reasons, it got out. It didn't get out to China, but it got out to the U.S., to Europe and to a lot of other countries, 188 countries. We will not forget that. We will not be forgetting that, but now we're rebuilding. We closed it. We saved millions of lives, and now we're reopening. [...]

Trump's visit comes with a tour of the Whirlpool plant'

https://www.wkyc.com...ee-b427ada72e79

This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 06 August 2020 - 08:38 PM