Malazan Empire: NFL 2017 to Super Bowl 52 - Malazan Empire

Briar King, on 05 February 2018 - 02:20 AM, said:

He just said if all the missed kicks had hit it would be equal now! Those two points would be very useful then!!

WHAT?? The only sack of the game so far & what a time to do it!

Flipping heck, I can breathe again! What a game!

Cacophony of shouting and screaming coming from all directions. Streets of Philadelphia mobbed with drunk people running around.

What sounded like gun shots after the Patriots pulled ahead were probably fireworks....

Hey @Bubba. How you feeling? I hope you don't do anything rash. You still got five, so you can hang your hat on that knowledge. Enjoy remembrances of past greatness, kay?

'Philly is literally lit'.

https://twitter.com/...videos-patriots

Malankazooie, on 05 February 2018 - 03:50 AM, said:

Truth be told I haven't watched a single game all season.....I'm one of the 30%

Awesome game! I didn't really care who won, so it made for pure fun football.

I am happy that Foles(And the Eagles) got himself a Ring.

'Eagles fan literally eats horse poop after Super Bowl win

A video making the rounds on the internet shows an Eagles fan during the city-wide afterparty literally eating horse poop.'

http://www.phillyvoi...super-bowl-win/


Some selections from 'Terrifying Things Heard on the Philadelphia Police Scanner After the Eagles Won the Super Bowl':

'10:46 p.m. "It's endless, chief. Endless."

11:04 p.m. "We got a large crowd at City Hall climbing the fence."

11:11 p.m. "They're on top of trash trucks. There is to be no one on top of trash trucks, guys."

11:14 p.m. "We have multiple people on Broad Street swinging on light poles."

11:25 p.m. "I need to get the fire extinguisher out of my trunk. I got a fire on Broad Street just south of South. Someone lit a Christmas tree on fire."

11:26 p.m. "They just flipped a car over here. If you could get a medical response team over here, I'd greatly appreciate it."

11:35 p.m. "Do you have medics over here coming to 17th and Lombard? We have a female here who was assaulted."

11:37 p.m. "This is extremely horrible. We need rescue here. We got someone horribly injured from a fall."

11:38 p.m. "They're trying to tear multiple light posts down and I don't have anyone to counteract it right now."

11:44 p.m. "A man jumped off the light pole and landed on his head."

11:45 p.m. "We have a light pole down. On the east side of Macy's corner. We have live wires."

"11:48 p.m. "I got two down that fell off these light poles at Broad and Arch."

11:51 p.m. "On the southeast corner the pole is about to collapse. There are about 40 of them on there."

11:53 p.m. "We have a large crowd throwing bottles and chanting 'Meek Mill.' "

11:55 p.m. "We have a large fight at Broad and Ellsworth."

11:58 p.m. "I got a male in custody in this location. He's saying he's an off-duty cop."

12:11 a.m. "On Juniper and Market traffic lights are down. All signs are down."

12:12 a.m. "At Broad and Market they're throwing bottles at the cops. Please send SWAT teams over there in case we need them."

12:24 a.m. "I got somebody jumping on top of the fire truck now."''

Pretty typical Sunday night....


https://slate.com/cu...super-bowl.html

There was a video of a guy that climbed a street light pole or a pole at an intersection used for the traffic lights. Anyway, supposedly he tries to pee on the crowd when he is at the top of the pole, but instead he pees on himself. I couldn't really see anything in the video because it was too dark and far away, but you can hear some people say "he peed on himself".

Now that all the chatter from the hens in the peanut gallery has died down, I'd like to summarize the 2017 NFL Football season with this:

SUCK IT JAG OFFS! THE STEELERS ARE STILL THE ONLY TEAM THAT HAS A FULL INFINITY GAUNTLET OF RINGS FOR ONE HAND, AND ONE MORE RING TO FLY ON IT'S MIDDLE FINGER TO GIVE THE REST OF THE THE LEAGUE A BIG F - U! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!