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#1 duong khue

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 05:04 AM

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This post has been edited by Silencer: 10 September 2016 - 11:27 AM
Reason for edit: Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

#2 Silencer

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 06:27 AM

I....am? O.o

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#3 Aptorian

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 08:46 AM

God damn it, Silencer. You had one job. One job!

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#4 Coltaine -

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 10:53 AM

Silencer, on 28 July 2016 - 06:27 AM, said:

I....am? O.o

No wonder that it takes a long...long time

#5 Gorefest

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 10:54 AM

I made an interactive session of the GotM prologue in Inform7 once. Does that count?

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#6 worry

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 07:08 PM

As far as mechanics go I would suggest B = punch, A = kick, C = sword, and A+B+C = special attack (which costs a few units of health).

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

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Posted 28 July 2016 - 07:12 PM

Don't forget to add in holding A at the title screen, then pressing Up, Down, Left, Right and then press start to open the cheat menu!

You're on to a winner.

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#8 Vengeance

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very good...;)

Posted 29 July 2016 - 01:36 AM

No no no. In order to attack you have to describe in detail the attack as it played out in the book. Then you have access to attack. Otherwise you stay in a holding pattern.

What. Don't look at me like that. Fighting games are a dime a dozen. Malazan is a thinking mans series. Only stands to reason that it would be a thinking mans game. 😛

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#9 worry

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Posted 29 July 2016 - 01:59 AM

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

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Posted 29 July 2016 - 02:27 AM

*Drop the thermal container*

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

#11 Jackson

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Posted 30 July 2016 - 09:26 PM

you guys forgot to include a random crit that breaks your leg and gets you killed :^)

#12 Itwæs Nom

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Posted 31 July 2016 - 11:56 AM

That's all nice but where's the freaking computer?

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#13 nghiavnw

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 10:07 AM

All of that are nice

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 10:42 AM

The original post seems to have changed somewhat...

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#15 Itwæs Nom

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 10:54 AM

Still no computer :killingme:

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#16 Macros

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 10:55 AM

I want a malazan computer.
Silencer, make it happen

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#17 Coltaine -

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 11:01 AM

nghiavnw, on 10 September 2016 - 10:07 AM, said:

All of that are nice

For the Watch!

#18 Silencer

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 11:09 AM

Macros, on 10 September 2016 - 10:55 AM, said:

I want a malazan computer.
Silencer, make it happen

It's easy, you just take any old computer, then set it on fire! Or throw some sort of explosive munition at it...

>.>

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<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

#19 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 10 September 2016 - 11:15 AM

Where can I spend my money to purchase one of these? I need no security or authorization or anything.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....