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Canadian-est news story all year eh

#1 cerveza_fiesta

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 12:05 PM

I heard this on the news yesterday and felt a sudden surge of national pride. So unbelievably awesome.

http://www.cbc.ca/ne...t-arm-1.2817264

"Police recovered three illegally trapped beaver carcasses, 15 flanel shirts from Mark's Work Wearhouse and several cases of Alpine..."

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#2 Hetan

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 01:10 PM

I am so looking forward to moving to Canada :unworthy:

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#3 Mezla PigDog

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 01:15 PM

I really need to know if the canoe was stolen.

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#4 cerveza_fiesta

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 03:41 PM

I know hey????

"Police would also not say if the canoe was stolen"

Amazing line.

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#5 Abyss

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 04:36 PM

What a hoser.

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#6 Blend

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 05:30 PM

Mezla PigDog, on 30 October 2014 - 01:15 PM, said:

I really need to know if the canoe was stolen.

The police can't reveal any details because they don't want that notorious canoe theft ring to know that we're on to them. Oh wait, I think I've said too much!

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#7 Tsundoku

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Posted 30 October 2014 - 09:30 PM

I guess he was oat in a boat. :unworthy:

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#8 Gwynn ap Nudd

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Posted 31 October 2014 - 02:36 AM

Brings back great memories of the jokes around the great maple syrup heist.

#9 Studlock

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Posted 31 October 2014 - 05:42 AM

You never go full Canadian.

#10 cerveza_fiesta

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Posted 31 October 2014 - 11:38 AM

Gwynn ap Nudd, on 31 October 2014 - 02:36 AM, said:

Brings back great memories of the jokes around the great maple syrup heist.

Ah, those were the days. Maple syrup heist might take the title for Canadian-est of ALL TIME.

I really wish the headlines would use the words "Canoe Caper"

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