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Happy Birthday America! 239 but who's counting?

#1 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 12:21 AM

"Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country."
- Sinclair Lewis

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Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 05 July 2014 - 12:55 AM

Thank you George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, George Mason.
and John Locke.
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Posted 05 July 2014 - 01:43 AM

America rules.
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 05 July 2014 - 03:08 AM

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Posted 05 July 2014 - 06:01 AM

America! Fuck yeah!
https://m.youtube.co...h?v=DOEIruwzf54

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Posted 04 July 2015 - 04:53 PM

Happy Birthday patriots!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 04 July 2015 - 07:48 PM

Despite this humiliating revelation http://www.clickhole...abetically-1855

I am still feeling quite patriotic.

I mean who is the entire rest of the world's best rapper? Dizzee Rascal? Some K-Pop dude rapping about the girl he met at the mall? Yah, better luck next alternate dimension, Earth's also-ran countries.
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Posted 04 July 2015 - 08:59 PM

America F yeah!!

https://www.youtube....5&v=tYHJu7QW2A4

Have fun y'all!!
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Posted 05 July 2015 - 04:39 AM

I know I posted this elsewhere, but:

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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 05 July 2015 - 07:17 PM

LONG LIVE THE MONARCHY!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
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For I Scream.
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Posted 05 July 2015 - 07:43 PM

Counterpoint from our next president: https://twitter.com/...362318486142976
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Posted 06 July 2015 - 04:17 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 05 July 2015 - 04:39 AM, said:

I know I posted this elsewhere, but:

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Pip pip! We took their White House once, we can do it again!
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Posted 06 July 2015 - 05:18 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 05 July 2015 - 07:17 PM, said:

LONG LIVE THE MONARCHY!


England is such a good lil country..its so cute!! They even has buddies like Ireland and Scotland..all good pals.
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Posted 06 July 2015 - 05:20 AM



This is historically accurate point of view.

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Posted 06 July 2015 - 06:24 AM

View PostNicodimas, on 06 July 2015 - 05:18 AM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 05 July 2015 - 07:17 PM, said:

LONG LIVE THE MONARCHY!


England is such a good lil country..its so cute!! They even has buddies like Ireland and Scotland..all good pals.


They are the Weasels to our Nelson.
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Posted 07 July 2015 - 09:41 PM

Hi America,

Happy 4th of July!

Well done on yet another year on your own!
As you know, we kept your room just as it was in case you ever wanted to come home. But after 239 years your mother and I have decided it was time to convert it into a home gym. If you ever do need us though the couch is always yours. Has it really been 242 years since you lost your temper and threw your mother’s tea in to the sea (remember, the Boston thing)!?

She laughs about it now, and you’ll be pleased to hear she has stopped emptying cans of Cola-Cola into the English Channel to “see how you like it”. Her therapist says this is major step forward. Canada & Australia say hello. I know you don't like me raising this, but they seem OK with being part of the commonwealth and it’s maybe something to reconsider? Anyhow, great to see you doing so well and all grown up!

Have a lovely day and don’t leave it too long before you call.

Love, Britain

(not mine, sadly, lifted from a friends' facebook)
meh. Link was dead :(
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