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#1 Sheve

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 02:43 AM

This is open question to the members of the board that post and answer often.

What makes you think that other readers care about your opinion, what makes you think that you have a answear to a topic.

This is posted after drink allot, and having a huge fear that noone will care what i post,

Even if i have a opinion that is carefully thoughtful through.
I never feel like i can post it.

This post has been edited by Sheve: 13 July 2013 - 02:49 AM

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#2 Sheve

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 03:23 AM

Briar King, on 13 July 2013 - 03:11 AM, said:

Because I know these people bask in my God like wisdom and get on everyday just to read my post?

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#3 Satan

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 03:39 AM

No, no. It's true. Burger King is the only reason I come on every day. Thankfully, there's a system in place around him (her?) that record and store all his (her?) messages to the forum. Just imagine, when people reads his wisdom in the years to come, you can say "I was there. I had a little bit too much to drink, but I was there."

But to answer the question in the title, on my mobile while pooping. I poop a lot. Not to detract anything from Maccy's pooping, but I think I've got him beat there.

This post has been edited by Satan: 13 July 2013 - 03:41 AM

Legalise drugs! And murder!

#4 Slow Ben

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 04:49 AM

Sheve said:

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This is open question to the members of the board that post and answer often.

What makes you think that other readers care about your opinion, what makes you think that you have a answear to a topic.

This is posted after drink allot, and having a huge fear that noone will care what i post,

Even if i have a opinion that is carefully thoughtful through.
I never feel like i can post it.

You reeeeeaaallly need to relax buddy. For the love of Pete don't worry so much about what other people think. And even if you are that self conscious, you gotta realize this is a pretty cool place. Even if someone disagrees with you there not gonna be an asshole, and if they are it's usually good natured. And if its not, screw'em, don't givem a second thought.

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#5 amphibian

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 05:02 AM

I claim no omnipotence or omniscience.

I only claim to ribbit ribbit.

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#6 Adjutant Stormy~

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 06:15 AM

I used to post for the sweet sweet rep.

Then I posted because I had conviction.

Then I posted because I was bored.

Now I post because I remember that this is a nice place and actually visit.

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Aptorian @ Nov 1 2008, 06:13 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=462161"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'>God damn. Mighty drunk. Must ... what is the english movement movement movement for drunk... with out you seemimg drunk?

bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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#7 Macros

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 06:27 AM

Satan, I am the undisputed master to the poopost, don't even entertain the notion of challenging mt supremacy.

2012
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#8 tiam

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 06:48 AM

Cant tell if big Sheve is having a crisis or trolling

If your post shy try getting involved in the book forums, helping out new members to the site with basic questions they have. This will undoubtedly lead you to cross paths with older members who will add details to your answer or put another spin on it. It will help build up your confidence, as from what I remember your a consistent rereader of the series and could help new members, and allow you to connect with older members in the relatively flame free book forums rather than say the discussion forum or the Inn were things get out of hand more often. It will also keep you on safe ground as youll know your opinion is valued and people will 'care what you post' as youll be answering questions of newer members.

If this wasnt a serious question:

Yeh the site is full of c**ts who dont give a shit about you or your life because theyre narcissistic, self absorbed wankstains so far up there own arses that there tonsils are wearing sun glasses.

Seriously Sheve dont worry mate :thumbsup:

#9 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 08:05 AM

I poopost a lot but I don't to make waves (LOLOLOLOL) in Maccys claim because I'm worried someone I never met IRL might not like me!!!!1!!!11!!!!one!!!

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#10 Ain't_It_Just_

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 09:01 AM

I find people on here to be pretty tolerant. Though I (like a lot of people) started off in the book forums, where friendly debate is encouraged :thumbsup:

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#11 Satan

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 09:33 AM

Macros, on 13 July 2013 - 06:27 AM, said:

Satan, I am the undisputed master to the poopost, don't even entertain the notion of challenging mt supremacy.

Are you suggesting we should have a...

POOP-OFF?!
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#12 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 11:05 AM

Challenge Accepted!

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#13 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 11:12 AM

Sheve, on 13 July 2013 - 02:43 AM, said:

Outside of the book forums (and inside, really) no one really cares about your opinion. So feel free to say whatever the hell you want. Nobody cares about anyone else's opinion, by the way, we just pretend to care, as the forum description so aptly describes.

It's a function of sheer opinion and taste that anyone posts anything here at all.

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#14 Satan

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 11:12 AM

Is this about to become a picture thread?

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#15 Macros

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 11:33 AM

I'm pooping in the south of France.
right now.

2012
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#16 HiddenOne

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 12:07 PM

please refrain from allowing the Poopost Warz from spilling over into visual realm

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HiddenOne. You son of a bitch. You slimy, skulking, low-posting scumbag. You knew it would come to this. Roundabout, maybe. Tortuous, certainly. But here we are, you and me again. I started the train on you so many many hours ago, and now I'm going to finish it. Die HO. Die. This is for last time, and this is for this game too. This is for all the people who died to your backstabbing, treacherous, "I sure don't know what's going on around here" filthy lying, deceitful ways. You son of a bitch. Whatever happens, this is justice. For me, this is justice. Vote HiddenOne Finally, I am at peace.

#17 Macros

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 12:42 PM

Its about posting from the toilet, not what you're dropping in it.
if it were about bowl content I would just drink a feed of Guinness and destroy all comers.

fact.

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#18 Satan

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 10:37 AM

This is now the international report thread for pooping. Assemble and defecate, Malezanites!

I'm at home, on my second shit for the day.

I don't beat Maccy for locative diversity in the shitting, but I feel sorry for him if he poops more than me.

Legalise drugs! And murder!