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Naming a Kendo Sword

#1 User is offline   Azathmaster 

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 03:45 AM

So im part of a kendo club at my school and we all were told to name our swords.
Im having some trouble coming up with a name.

Any ideas?
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 03:47 AM

Fuck.
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 03:48 AM

Sorry, couldn't resist
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 03:49 AM

Chance.
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 03:49 AM

Or the other obvious one.

Dragnipur.
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 04:07 AM

Todd.
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 04:16 AM

Does it have to be serious? I would go with Baguette.
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 04:43 AM

Pickles the Sword!
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 04:46 AM

Julienne. Or maybe Ginsu.

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 05:19 AM

Durendal!

Or, you know, Dragnipur.
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 05:28 AM

Grief/Vengeance?
Havok?
Pointy-Thing?
Romneys Revenge?
Ridicule Reducer?
Tongue Loosener?
K-K-K-Kendo Breaker!
Claptrap?
Ludicrous Lascerator?
Ace of Spades? (comes with its own theme music!)
Rib-Tickler?
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 05:33 AM

Charizard.
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 07:13 AM

Gaaah. I'm sorry, but this is actually a bit stupid. We had the same practice in the army where we had to give our rifle a girl's name. It makes absolutely zero difference, antropomorphizing your sword will most likely not make you a better kendo fighter, or give you a closer relationship to it.

But, in the spirit of the thread I suggest you name it "Hammer" :D
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 07:23 AM

The Stick, or the wooden stick.
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 07:41 AM

View PostGraablick, on 05 November 2012 - 07:23 AM, said:

The Stick, or the wooden stick.


Yes, that would be a great name :thumbsup:
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 08:46 AM

Bundle
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:13 AM

Call it "If you think this sword is big long & hard..."
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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:32 AM

Two handed sword?

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Posted 05 November 2012 - 10:37 AM


Fidelacchius



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Posted 05 November 2012 - 11:43 AM

I like Chance. Considering it's a shinai, for kendo, perhaps go for Kikai (機会). I think that's correct.
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