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Posted 25 October 2014 - 07:44 PM
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Illuyankas
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Posted 25 October 2014 - 11:08 PM
OK so this one takes a little setup. There's a dude called @dril who has the best twitter account and is hilarious, and there's a site called zen pencils or something where a guy draws trite meaningless tosh and quotes famous people to seem deep (he did a comic where a man gets so into Game of Thrones he abandons his wife and family to go live in the wild like a fucking dumbass and this is celebrated like a good thing, also a frankly embarassing series of comics about trolls and punching them with a robot made of inspiration, it's all crap), and some cool person had the stroke of genius to combine the tweets of one with the panels of the other.
(tbc)
(tbc)
This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 25 October 2014 - 11:10 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 25 October 2014 - 11:09 PM
(these are another dude's go at the concept)
(last part next, damn pic limit)
This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 25 October 2014 - 11:11 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 25 October 2014 - 11:09 PM
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THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset. ME: I agree
This post has been edited by Illuyankas: 25 October 2014 - 11:11 PM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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A Demon Llama!
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Posted 28 October 2014 - 11:12 PM
Large ass images ahead.
Spoiler
This post has been edited by A Demon Llama!: 28 October 2014 - 11:14 PM
No Touchy.
#3207
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Posted 29 October 2014 - 08:40 PM
This made me giggle.
There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail - should we fall - we will know that we have lived. ~ Anomander Rake
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
My sig comes from a game in which I didn't heed Blend's advice. So maybe this time I should. ~ Khellendros
I'm just going to have to come to terms with the fact that self-vote suiciding will forever be referred to as "pulling a JPK" now, aren't I? ~ JPK
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Posted 30 October 2014 - 03:44 AM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 19 November 2014 - 09:27 AM
*Spoiler alert
Things to go so well for Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
Things to go so well for Groot in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
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Posted 22 November 2014 - 05:45 AM
As I make my way through the Something Positive archives, I arrive at June 2003:
http://somethingposi...p06062003.shtml
http://somethingposi...p06062003.shtml
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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 24 November 2014 - 01:20 AM
Spoiler for big size.
Spoiler
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Tsundoku
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Posted 27 November 2014 - 09:29 AM
Gothos, on 27 November 2014 - 08:45 AM, said:
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"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 27 November 2014 - 09:35 AM
Sombra, on 27 November 2014 - 09:29 AM, said:
Gothos, on 27 November 2014 - 08:45 AM, said:
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.
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Posted 27 November 2014 - 11:21 AM
It's?
At any rate, this was the ship they shot down. It was a test for a new missile system and the ship was already defunct.
... I would not have been surprised had it turned out that the army had managed to sink one of their own ships by accident, but I wondered why I hadn't heard of it before.
At any rate, this was the ship they shot down. It was a test for a new missile system and the ship was already defunct.
... I would not have been surprised had it turned out that the army had managed to sink one of their own ships by accident, but I wondered why I hadn't heard of it before.
This post has been edited by Morgoth: 27 November 2014 - 11:22 AM
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
#3218
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Posted 30 November 2014 - 10:26 PM
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#3219
Jakovasaurus
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Posted 16 December 2014 - 06:32 AM
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Posted 16 December 2014 - 10:04 PM
Have a request.
Does anyone have the epic FML which is the star wars story in disguise and ends with the guy telling hs sister their dad is Darth Vader and he has to kill him?
Cant find it on google
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
