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All together - 1, 2, 3 "Awwwwwww ... " I defy you to out-cute this

#1 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 06:36 AM

Baby dolphin pics:

http://www.news.com....49875749?page=1

The (fluffy) gauntlet has been thrown down.
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 06:54 AM

Cuuute! Super cuuuute!
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 08:52 AM

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED


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Posted 12 November 2010 - 08:53 AM

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

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EDIT: Rofl Apt, we must have posted within 30 seconds of each other.

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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 09:00 AM


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bla bla bla

Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

Also people with big noses aren't jews, they're just french

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 09:26 AM

CHALLEN... no, that's been done already.





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Posted 12 November 2010 - 01:03 PM

dolphins are slimy dick-faced blubber torpedoes.

At no point are they cute. Not even as babies.
........oOOOOOo
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 01:21 PM

I'll post it later, but I have a video of my then 3 year old daughter headbanging to Tool's "Stinkfist", as well as a picture of her as Princess Leia, complete with the buns and a blaster...much cuter than the animals :D
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 01:34 PM

View Postcerveza_fiesta, on 12 November 2010 - 01:03 PM, said:

dolphins are slimy dick-faced blubber torpedoes.

At no point are they cute. Not even as babies.


After reading stories of dolphins gang raping female dophins and killing smaller sea animals for sport, I have stopped thinking of them as cute cuddle creatures as well.

View PostLusipher, on 12 November 2010 - 01:21 PM, said:

I'll post it later, but I have a video of my then 3 year old daughter headbanging to Tool's "Stinkfist", as well as a picture of her as Princess Leia, complete with the buns and a blaster...much cuter than the animals :D


But who would win in a fight between a 3 year old otter and your daughter? 10 dollars on the otter!
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 01:42 PM

View Postcerveza_fiesta, on 12 November 2010 - 01:03 PM, said:

dolphins are slimy dick-faced blubber torpedoes.

At no point are they cute. Not even as babies.


... something something cold and dead inside something something ...

You know your shields can't repel cuteness of that magnitude. :D

NOTE: this thread is about cuteness of power level over 9000. Leave your tawdry 'reality', 'facts', 'they grow up to be rapists', curmudgeonly attitudes and other shit outside. :p

@Lusipher
Bring it ... :p

This post has been edited by Sombra: 12 November 2010 - 01:58 PM

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 01:44 PM

When watching the guinea pig video an advert came up for 'rabbit boarding'.

I refuse to condone this brutal interrogation technique!

On a different note 'I HAS A HAT!':

http://www.youtube.c...feature=related

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 03:17 PM

View PostSombra, on 12 November 2010 - 06:36 AM, said:

Baby dolphin pics:

http://www.news.com....49875749?page=1

The (fluffy) gauntlet has been thrown down.


Fun facts: Dolphins are very territorial and in this case also racial killers that murders other dolphins from other kind or "tribe" (usually number of brutal headbutts that makes internal wounds and launches victim over surface...to be again hit by dolphin torpedo). So this is number of brutal cold blooded killers---just in baby skin :D


Yeah, I know Im not going to be popular, but I like sharks and that dolphin propaganda over centruries is really sickening to me...they decieved us! Dont believe them that innocent look! He will kill other baby dolphins! he ... is... EVIL!



Edit: And another fun facts...I feel dolphins are going to get us all...call sharks for help! Behold!

Edit 2: Ooops, I missed this part "this thread is about cuteness of power level over 9000. Leave your tawdry 'reality', 'facts', 'they grow up to be rapists', curmudgeonly attitudes and other shit outside." Sooo...Ill find something cute...:p

This post has been edited by Ulrik: 12 November 2010 - 03:23 PM

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Posted 12 November 2010 - 03:19 PM

View PostLusipher, on 12 November 2010 - 01:21 PM, said:

I'll post it later, but I have a video of my then 3 year old daughter headbanging to Tool's "Stinkfist", as well as a picture of her as Princess Leia, complete with the buns and a blaster...much cuter than the animals :D



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Posted 12 November 2010 - 03:54 PM

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Also a dreaming puppy:




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Posted 12 November 2010 - 04:23 PM

I just don't agree that it is anywhere near cuteness greater than 9000 level.

Dolphins are anti cute in every imaginable way. Just not cute.

The otters now....those bastards are about as cute as it gets. Even when they're eating slimy scallop entrails at the aquarium.
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 04:33 PM




View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 06:54 PM

AAAAAAAARGH....I'm cuted out!
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 07:55 PM

Why do I allow myself to see these? THEY ALWAYS MAKE ME SO SAD!

Cause, you know, life's....horrible and all that. :/
The world needs hypocrites...unfortunate but true.
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 09:37 PM

Perhaps my favorite video on the internet:


They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 12 November 2010 - 09:38 PM

Y'know ever since they made tuna dolphin-safe, it just doesn't taste as good...
OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.
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