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World's strongest man Strength of 30000 men, has sex 15 times a day and drinks butter

#1 User is offline   Pig Iron 

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Posted 03 August 2010 - 08:21 PM

Also can break coins in his eye-socket. Cute really. Hope not already posted here ...


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Posted 03 August 2010 - 08:54 PM

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Posted 03 August 2010 - 09:03 PM

It's surely been posted before I think but I think we need a reminder once in a while why nobody wants to invade Egypt.
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 09:04 PM

i wonder how they measure the strength of 30,000 human beings.
this guy is in real life peter parker.

i mean, seriously, at some point a real jounralist would ask for a proof, right ?

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Posted 03 August 2010 - 09:06 PM

I thought this thread was gonna be about SJP:

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Posted 03 August 2010 - 09:08 PM

Spider-man only has (had?) the strength of 10 men originally, later upgraded to 100 men or the ability to "lift" 10 tons. He can lift a car and throw it at you.

This guy can probably lift a chicken wing and throw it across the living room.
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 09:10 PM

View Postworrywort, on 03 August 2010 - 09:06 PM, said:

I thought this thread was gonna be about SJP:


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Posted 03 August 2010 - 09:12 PM

Does that picture actually do something for you, Apt?
Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 09:15 PM

Certainly not... now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my bunk.
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 09:17 PM

View Postharoos, on 03 August 2010 - 09:04 PM, said:

i mean, seriously, at some point a real jounralist would ask for a proof, right ?

But if he tried to prove it, he could lose control of himself and destroy everything in front of him. For reals.
"Here is light. You will say that it is not a living entity, but you miss the point that it is more, not less. Without occupying space, it fills the universe. It nourishes everything, yet itself feeds upon destruction. We claim to control it, but does it not perhaps cultivate us as a source of food? May it not be that all wood grows so that it can be set ablaze, and that men and women are born to kindle them?"
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 09:26 PM

Come on, even Spidey couldn't eat melted butter or raw mutton. And I really doubt he could perform 15 times a day.
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 09:33 PM

He's also smart enough to not have four wives, though. ;)
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 09:53 PM

wut?

Does this mean that I have to have the strength of 2000 men to have sex just once a day? How about once a month? 66 men. This sucks! This cold streak is never going to end...:crybaby:

This post has been edited by Primateus: 03 August 2010 - 09:55 PM

Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 11:41 AM

Magnus Ver Magusson respectfully disagrees

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Posted 04 August 2010 - 03:16 PM

That is some impressively inappropriate music they chose to dub that video with.
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