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I'm Ridiculously Good Looking - aka Pictures

#1821 High House Dark

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Posted 18 June 2014 - 10:38 PM

Possibly Brent Weeks, on 18 June 2014 - 05:12 AM, said:

High House Dark, on 17 June 2014 - 07:23 PM, said:

I let the purple wash out so I could stop wearing a wig to work and school... it's so hot, and a wig really doesn't help (especially when holding animals still is 50% of your job).

Why would you have to wear a wig to work and school if your hair is purple?

Its a pixie cut in pixie colors.

I work in the medical field (specifically, the veterinary one) and in general, you have to look "professional" on the more conservative side, aka no visible tats, no facial piercings, and no unnatural hair colors. And yes, even though I work with animals, I also have to interact with their owners, who pay the bills, haha.

If only it was JUST the animals - they wouldnt give a fuck if I had purple hair (most of them cant even SEE purple)!!!!!!

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#1822 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 05:15 AM

So its not that some animals get enraged by the colour purple and your bosses care about your safety? :rolleyes:

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You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#1823 Obdigore

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Posted 19 June 2014 - 05:33 AM

Tisteon Simeonus, on 19 June 2014 - 05:15 AM, said:

So its not that some animals get enraged by the colour purple and your bosses care about your safety? :rolleyes:

Pretty sure the treatment of people in the color purple should enrage anyone.

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#1824 Raymond Luxury Yacht

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Posted 20 June 2014 - 06:12 AM

You should come to Seattle. I think it might be law that all vet techs have to have multiple visible piercings and tats.

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#1825 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 24 June 2014 - 07:25 PM

We may have sucked but I still love England!
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This post has been edited by Tisteon Simeonus: 24 June 2014 - 07:26 PM

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#1826 Loki

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 02:46 AM

Tisteon Simeonus, on 24 June 2014 - 07:25 PM, said:

We may have sucked but I still love England!
Posted Image

Grow a beard.

Wry, on 29 February 2012 - 10:50 AM, said:

And you're not complaining, you're criticizing. It's a side-effect of being better than everyone else, I get it sometimes too.

~TQB~

#1827 amphibian

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 03:00 AM

You grow a beard.

I survived the Permian and all I got was this t-shirt.

#1828 Tattersail_

formerly Ganoes Paran

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Posted 25 June 2014 - 07:14 AM

Raymond Luxury Yacht, on 20 June 2014 - 06:12 AM, said:

You should come to Seattle. I think it might be law that all vet techs have to have multiple visible piercings and tats.

did you mention my name?

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#1829 Gust Hubb

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Around, just quiet....er

Posted 25 June 2014 - 05:26 PM

I will be in Seattle mid July

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#1830 Tattersail_

formerly Ganoes Paran

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Posted 30 June 2014 - 08:54 AM

My friends got Married at the weekend, they held their reception at a farm, and at the beginning of the night they took us on a tour around the farm on a tractor.

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We saw meerkats, pigs and other animals, but Jayne's favourites are Llama's and Alpaca's. Here she has food for the Llama but it won't come...

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and although you cannot see her face, she is smiling and delighted (her highlight of the night)

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Back to the tent for more drinks..

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Everyone had a great time, here are some of my oldest friends..

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My friend Smoothie, has lost 11 stone since last September and looks incredible for it, he looks like a new person..

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Apt is the only one who reads this. Apt is nice.

#1831 Grimjust Bearegular

Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army

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Godless killing machine - and proud of it!

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 08:36 AM

A picture of me from my visit to New York:

elephant seal.jpg (26.4K)
Number of downloads: 0

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#1832 Gothos

Map painting expert

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Posted 01 July 2014 - 09:34 AM

Greetings from the Tatry mountains earlier this year!

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This post has been edited by Gothos: 01 July 2014 - 09:40 AM

It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

#1833 Kaamos

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Posted 06 July 2014 - 05:55 PM

Aaargh cavewoman.

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#1834 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 06 July 2014 - 10:05 PM

Kaamos, on 06 July 2014 - 05:55 PM, said:

Aaargh cavewoman.

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But... where's your horned helmet?

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We all Scream
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#1835 Kaamos

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Posted 07 July 2014 - 05:08 AM

Tisteon Simeonus, on 06 July 2014 - 10:05 PM, said:

But... where's your horned helmet?

It DOES have horns, but they're collapsible! See, even the remote frostb1itten kvlt North sometimes embraces novel fashions. The dovahkiin first imported the upside-down horns style. This helmet, however, has little flaps on either side whence the telescopic horns emerge in a time of great need.

#1836 Gothos

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Posted 22 July 2014 - 06:57 AM

You're gonna make it, if you try;
They're gonna love you.

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#1837 Maximiljen

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Posted 31 July 2014 - 12:28 PM

#1838 Solidsnape

Emperor

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Interests:Playing Guitar/Ukulele/Banjolele, reading, music, Wing Chun Kuen, my 2 boys and my wonderful GF.
From good 'ol Newcastle upon Tyne.

Posted 05 August 2014 - 06:02 PM

Saw this vintage Ad at Beamish today and thought of a certain someone...

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"If you seek the crumpled bones of the T'lan Imass,
gather into one hand the sands of Raraku"
The Holy Desert
- Anonymous.

#1839 Puck

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Posted 05 August 2014 - 06:09 PM

Yeah, sure.. you so funny

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