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There is a cheeseburger in my boxers.

#1 User is offline   Thelomen Toblerone 

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Posted 29 July 2010 - 10:57 PM

So (Brynjar). A McDonalds one.

I can only assume I (at least I hope it was I) put it there for safe keeping. Don't remember doing it, but it seems like something I'd do.

And it worked, for it is singularly not covered in vomit.

Must have been there over an hour. Do I eat?
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 11:00 PM

If you want to induce that vomiting, then yes, have at it. If not, give it to a bum, he'll appreciate it more than you.
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 11:16 PM

It would be awesome if there were frys in there too.


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Posted 29 July 2010 - 11:30 PM

Are there are curly hairs on it? If not, eat.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 12:41 AM

Did you use a wrapper?
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 02:29 AM

View PostThelomen Toblerone, on 29 July 2010 - 10:57 PM, said:



Don't remember doing it, but it seems like something I'd do.




That's my favorite part. I feel it demands further stories into similar things that you've done. :D
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 03:08 AM

yep, good most occur things fast good bad but not good your understanding.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 11:45 AM

Were there any socks to go with it? Or rocks, perhaps?
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 03:09 PM

the important question is whether you were actually wearing the boxers at the relevant time?
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 05:17 PM

I was, yes. And it was in a wrapper, never fear!

I didn't eat it in the end last night, instead it seems I threw it on the floor in the middle of my room. I regretted that this morning, when I had to endure it sitting there, looking at me. In my pathetic state I couldn't possibly get up to move it, but every time I saw it or smelled it, it made me gag.

Naturally I ate it this afternoon, though. It was tasty.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 08:50 PM

This thread delivers. And makes me throw up a little in my mouth.

Tapper, never ate a cheeseburger, never will - because somtimes, you have to have principles, especially about fast food.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 09:14 PM

View PostTapper, on 30 July 2010 - 08:50 PM, said:



Tapper, never ate a cheeseburger, never will \



You poor, poor man.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 09:23 PM

View PostSlow Ben, on 30 July 2010 - 09:14 PM, said:

View PostTapper, on 30 July 2010 - 08:50 PM, said:



Tapper, never ate a cheeseburger, never will \



You poor, poor man.

Meh, I live in a cheese-country, so I can have the bread and a gazillion different types of cheese without the burger - much better.
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 11:25 PM

:shock:

I just don't know what to say to that...
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Posted 30 July 2010 - 11:57 PM

I KNOW!!!



All this talk about burgers and i had to get one for dinner.

It was delicious.
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 04:13 AM

Am I the only one thinking, "Why McDonalds?"
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 05:21 AM

1. It's cheap
2. It's delicious
3. He was drunk

So...yes?

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Posted 31 July 2010 - 05:23 AM

For every cheeseburger that Tapper doesn't eat, I'll eat three.
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 05:26 AM

So I heard you want to eat three cheeseburgers for every cheeseburger Tapper won't eat. Great! But, a diet that consists of only cheeseburgers Tapper won't eat can get you in trouble.

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Posted 31 July 2010 - 05:27 AM

I smell a reality show...
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