There is a cheeseburger in my boxers.
#1
Posted 29 July 2010 - 10:57 PM
I can only assume I (at least I hope it was I) put it there for safe keeping. Don't remember doing it, but it seems like something I'd do.
And it worked, for it is singularly not covered in vomit.
Must have been there over an hour. Do I eat?
#2
Posted 29 July 2010 - 11:00 PM
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Posted 29 July 2010 - 11:16 PM
#5
Posted 30 July 2010 - 12:41 AM
#6
Posted 30 July 2010 - 02:29 AM
Thelomen Toblerone, on 29 July 2010 - 10:57 PM, said:
Don't remember doing it, but it seems like something I'd do.
That's my favorite part. I feel it demands further stories into similar things that you've done.
"A danger sign of the lapse from true skepticism in to dogmatism is an inability to respect those who disagree" - Dr. Leonard George
#7
Posted 30 July 2010 - 03:08 AM
#8
Posted 30 July 2010 - 11:45 AM
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...and I'm all out of gum."
#9
Posted 30 July 2010 - 03:09 PM
...now appearing at the Abyssmal Army subforum.
#10
Posted 30 July 2010 - 05:17 PM
I didn't eat it in the end last night, instead it seems I threw it on the floor in the middle of my room. I regretted that this morning, when I had to endure it sitting there, looking at me. In my pathetic state I couldn't possibly get up to move it, but every time I saw it or smelled it, it made me gag.
Naturally I ate it this afternoon, though. It was tasty.
#11
Posted 30 July 2010 - 08:50 PM
Tapper, never ate a cheeseburger, never will - because somtimes, you have to have principles, especially about fast food.
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#14
Posted 30 July 2010 - 11:25 PM
I just don't know what to say to that...
#15
Posted 30 July 2010 - 11:57 PM
All this talk about burgers and i had to get one for dinner.
It was delicious.
#17
Posted 31 July 2010 - 05:21 AM
2. It's delicious
3. He was drunk
So...yes?
This post has been edited by MTS: 31 July 2010 - 05:22 AM
#18
Posted 31 July 2010 - 05:23 AM
"A danger sign of the lapse from true skepticism in to dogmatism is an inability to respect those who disagree" - Dr. Leonard George
#19
Posted 31 July 2010 - 05:26 AM
This post has been edited by H.D.: 31 July 2010 - 05:30 AM
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Posted 31 July 2010 - 05:27 AM

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