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#1 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 07:23 PM

Okay, so its a shameless car commercial site. But this thing is fun!

http://www.vw.com/vw...abymaker/en/us/

Goodkind plus GRRM = Truthbaby ... I'm sort of disappointed it didn't get born with a yeard.

Attached File  Truthbaby2.jpg (32.38K)
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Brood plus Tiste...

I feel kind of dirty clicking this button. Its more like making a monster

Attached File  Make_a_Monster.jpg (16.47K)
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Awwwwhhh...

Attached File  Terrible_One.jpg (31.11K)
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#2 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 08:36 PM

You made me the dad! I'm a man! :)

EDIT: Mine and Broods baby is disturbingly not disturbing...

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 08:41 PM

I tried to do one of Tehol and Frook, but the site kept telling me the pics I gathered from their profiles were too small.

And yes, Tiste, even you can be a man on the internet. If you're not busy, see what type of baby I would have with Seth Green. :)
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 08:57 PM

Your wish is my command, master...

Though, obviously I have a life and I have other stuff to be doing other than this...

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:00 PM

Yes, obviously... I'm not sure how two good-looking American boys make an Asian baby though.

Nice work, my friend. :)
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:01 PM

Well the eyes move around, I guess I print screened it when it was looking down. It also squealed. No offense, Slum, but please never EVER have babies with Seth Green... I don't think the world is ready for that level of creepy...
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:08 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on May 18 2009, 05:01 PM, said:

Well the eyes move around, I guess I print screened it when it was looking down. It also squealed. No offense, Slum, but please never EVER have babies with Seth Green... I don't think the world is ready for that level of creepy...


Yes, I'll be sure to do just that. The tow-haired spawn of you and Brood isn't exactly not creepy. :)
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:10 PM

Hey, my baby is a lot cuter than yours!! (Yes, we are going to have that argument! :))
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:13 PM

Well, I guess we could always see what type of baby our babies would have....
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:15 PM

View PostSlumgullion Spitteler, on May 18 2009, 03:41 PM, said:

I tried to do one of Tehol and Frook, but the site kept telling me the pics I gathered from their profiles were too small.

And yes, Tiste, even you can be a man on the internet. If you're not busy, see what type of baby I would have with Seth Green. :)


Can't you just grab my pic from the trickster and one of Frookie's from the pink shirt thread?
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:18 PM

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:20 PM

View Postteholbeddict, on May 18 2009, 05:15 PM, said:

View PostSlumgullion Spitteler, on May 18 2009, 03:41 PM, said:

I tried to do one of Tehol and Frook, but the site kept telling me the pics I gathered from their profiles were too small.

And yes, Tiste, even you can be a man on the internet. If you're not busy, see what type of baby I would have with Seth Green. :)


Can't you just grab my pic from the trickster and one of Frookie's from the pink shirt thread?



I guess I could, but those threads are so long and I don't like the search function on here...

You could do it, though. And make one of you and me while you're at it. I at least have a recent picture that is not too hard to locate. :D
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:21 PM

View PostSlumgullion Spitteler, on May 18 2009, 04:20 PM, said:

View Postteholbeddict, on May 18 2009, 05:15 PM, said:

View PostSlumgullion Spitteler, on May 18 2009, 03:41 PM, said:

I tried to do one of Tehol and Frook, but the site kept telling me the pics I gathered from their profiles were too small.

And yes, Tiste, even you can be a man on the internet. If you're not busy, see what type of baby I would have with Seth Green. :)


Can't you just grab my pic from the trickster and one of Frookie's from the pink shirt thread?



I guess I could, but those threads are so long and I don't like the search function on here...

You could do it, though. And make one of you and me while you're at it. I at least have a recent picture that is not too hard to locate. :D


Fine make me do all the work! Expect the babies shortly...
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:28 PM

drum roll.....How exciting...If the pic comes out okay, I might have to use the White Goodan line out of Dodgeball, you know the one prior to the one that made her puke in her own mouth :)

Erm...babies?!?

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:41 PM

Tehol said:

Fine make me do all the work! Expect the babies shortly...


Taken out of context, that line conjours funny images :)

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:42 PM

Hell, taken in context it's till funny :)
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:46 PM

OKay sorry for the wait I had to use a different pic than the one I had posted in the trickster as it says no hats and I am wearing a carnival head piece in that one. Also I don't know how to post the screen shot so I've just attached the link. If someone with super mod powers wants to edit the post to show the screen shot by all means feel free.

Okay so here is the frookie tehol baby:



I'm off to do the tehol, SS baby, be back shortly.

Edit damit the link doesn't work I need to figure out how to save the screen shot. Give me two seconds

This post has been edited by teholbeddict: 18 May 2009 - 09:54 PM

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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:50 PM

Just use the print screen button and paste it into paint and crop it
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:51 PM

er, no it isn't...FAIL! Tehol do it again and save the file to your pictures and then upload it onto a site like photobucket and then and only then can you link to it...at least that's how I does it, there's probably a better way, but...
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Posted 18 May 2009 - 09:54 PM

Noone has my pictures so you cannot make babies of me. VICTOLY!
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